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Beer Mugs

There was a young girl named, Anheuser.

Wouldn't heed, when folks would advise her!

        Her and Pabst, took a chance,

         had a whirlwind romance,

and now they're both, sadder, Budweiser!

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  1. DeBole Avatar
    Gail DeBole
    Date: 6/10/2012 4:41:00 PM
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    Ralph - Excellent! Congrats on your win!
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    Mark Goodson
    Date: 6/10/2012 1:51:00 PM
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    A cute play on words! I have enjoyed your poem.
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    kash poet
    Date: 6/10/2012 7:13:00 AM
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    Congrats on your win Ralph!Enjoyed the read!
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    Susan Palli
    Date: 6/10/2012 1:55:00 AM
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    Cute one
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    Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 6/9/2012 10:33:00 PM
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    Ralph, this has got to be one of the most clever limericks in the contest. Congratulations on your win in Andrea's limerick contest!
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    Ruben O.
    Date: 6/9/2012 7:47:00 PM
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    LOL! Kuddos on your win, Ralph! Ruben.
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    Tanya Harrington
    Date: 6/9/2012 12:23:00 PM
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    Love the play on words! Congrats on your win...Tanya
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    Joyce Johnson
    Date: 6/9/2012 12:20:00 PM
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    My idea of a good limerick. Throwing the despised pun in there at the proper moment. Great one Ralph. Love, Joyce
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    craig cornish
    Date: 6/9/2012 10:47:00 AM
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    Ralph, awesome mind to come up with this!!
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    Carrie Richards
    Date: 6/9/2012 9:36:00 AM
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    Soooo Clever!!!! I love this one Ralph!! I would put this as a #1 !!! Congratulations on this great limerick!!
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    Joann Grisetti
    Date: 6/9/2012 9:36:00 AM
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    Very cute. Congratulations.
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 6/9/2012 7:05:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Ralph. Love, Carol
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    David Williams
    Date: 6/9/2012 6:56:00 AM
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    Ralph congrats on your win..David
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    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 6/9/2012 5:21:00 AM
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    Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
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    ilene bauer
    Date: 6/9/2012 5:11:00 AM
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    this is hilarious and so deserving of a win! congratulations!
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    Terry O'Leary
    Date: 6/9/2012 4:34:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your win! Funny... Terry
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 6/9/2012 12:25:00 AM
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    Maybe I should have put this second, it's so good, Ralph. I just love the play on words that you did with sadder, but wiser. So cute. Congrats on being in the top three.
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    Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 6/5/2012 2:56:00 PM
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    ...like it Ralph ! - oxox Anne-Lise
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    Richard Palmer
    Date: 6/5/2012 2:53:00 PM
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    witty and wild,love it
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 6/5/2012 12:52:00 PM
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    Enjoyed reading your wonderful poetry very much Ralph. Will be back another day to read more. Love, Carol
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    mike dailey
    Date: 6/5/2012 8:44:00 AM
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    Ralph, you are on a roll - keep them coming. Mike
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    Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 6/4/2012 11:15:00 PM
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    Ralph, this is fantastic. I don't write such clever limericks....mine are a lot more stupid than this.
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    Mystic Rose
    Date: 6/4/2012 8:23:00 PM
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    It's a play on words nicely done Ralph, hugs vie
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    Joseph May
    Date: 6/4/2012 7:25:00 PM
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    lol..nice one Ralph...


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