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Virgin Bob's Funny Limerick

                                  
                                            Bob was virgin like virgin oil.
                                          Lonely nights he used virgin oil.
                                                  He found a bad girl,
                                                who made his toes curl.
                                           However he still used virgin oil.

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  1. Date: 6/13/2012 7:23:00 AM

    Elliott congrats on your win..David

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 9:10:00 PM

    Congrats on your win, Elliott! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 12:59:00 PM

    Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Limerick Fun, Limerick Crazy" contest Elloitt. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 10:15:00 AM

    Waaaaaaaaaa hahhahahh! Virgin Olive Oil may reduce cholesterol damage! Hysterical! I love your crazy rhyme! Congrats on your win, Elliot! Ruben.

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 8:10:00 AM

    This is funny...like it lots...congrats on your win!!!

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 7:57:00 AM

    Congratulations on your placement in SKAT's "Any old or new Limerick" contest Elliott. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 8:55:00 PM

    Congrats, Elliott. Great job. Nice going. Ralph

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 7:58:00 PM

    Congrats, Elliott. Great job. Nice going. Ralph

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 1:24:00 PM

    LOL, Elliott, , a super congrats now in my contest... I had lots of giggles reading all my entries,..xox~pd

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 12:56:00 PM

    ELLIOTT, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK IN SKAT'S CONTEST,,, XOX~PD

  1. Date: 6/6/2012 12:41:00 PM

    scarey place inside your mind. Keep em comin.

  1. Date: 6/4/2012 8:29:00 AM

    Bahahaha!! Poor Bob....

  1. Date: 6/4/2012 8:01:00 AM

    hahaaaa great limerick...send him some green and black olives!good luck to you my drunken fella!

  1. Date: 6/4/2012 4:48:00 AM

    Lucky Bob.....lol............... - big hug to you Elliott. - oxox Anne-Lise