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No farting allowed

No farting allowed


Let me see
Will I come out in tries one, two or three

She sits on the bowl, straining, oh lord
I won't come out, its so hard

Constipation, its a mess
Come out, come out, I won't settle for less

Finally feeling the poop, I'm almost out
Ha Ha tricked you, a fart, she shouts

Ok, ok, i will settle your stress
Ploop in the bowl, time to swim I guess


Contest by *DP*
Written by:  Debra M. Falgout




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  1. Date: 5/23/2012 3:52:00 PM
    A unique stinky win..Congrats ..Sara

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Sara, so much to learn about poetry, who would of thought it could be written about poop,,,lol!!!
  1. Date: 5/23/2012 5:49:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debra. Love, Carol

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Carol, this one was stinky fun,,lol!!
  1. Date: 5/23/2012 1:16:00 AM
    Congrats on your smelly win xx

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:40:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Mandy, who would of thought someone could win being all smelly,,,lol!!!
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 10:12:00 PM
    Debra , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule))

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    PD,,,seriously but funny at the time,,it was how i was feeling, constipated, guess i captured it well,,,,lol,,,,thank you for making this fun!!
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 7:44:00 PM
    haha, what a personification poem!!! congrats on your win.

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Lol, thanks Andrea, thank goodness poop doesn't talk!!!
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 2:35:00 PM
    DEbra congrats on your win..david

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks David, Have a blessed day,,,love debra!!
  1. Date: 5/18/2012 2:36:00 PM
    smile....lol.... good one Debra - love it. - oxox Anne-Lise

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:45:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Smiling right back at you,,thanks Anne Lise,,what a pretty name,,,love Debra!!!
  1. Date: 5/18/2012 2:27:00 PM
    Ha!...oh Lord...I'm having way too much fun reading these!

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:46:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Caleb,,yes I read a few,,,laughter for the brain,,have a great day!!!
  1. Date: 5/18/2012 12:18:00 PM
    I never wrote about poop either. Weel done. It was harder for me to publish the poem here than to write it.

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/24/2012 1:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Lol, Joann, kinda awkward getting in this writing about poop mode, oddly it was fun to let loose and have fun!!!
  1. Date: 5/18/2012 10:30:00 AM
    OMG!! LOL

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/18/2012 10:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    My exact responce,,OMG,,I never wrote about poop before,,my first, lol!!!
  1. Date: 5/18/2012 9:59:00 AM
    This is cute and funny Debra, P.D. Will love this, she must be upto her eye brows in poop and farts, but heh she asked for it, lol vie.

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/18/2012 10:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ask and you shall recieve,,LOL,,thanks!!!
  1. Date: 5/18/2012 9:36:00 AM
    Debra hope this is in the contest, I like it..David

    FALGOUT Avatar DEBRA FALGOUT
    Date: 5/18/2012 9:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks David,,Yes this is for the contest,,so many forms of writing poems,,have to have some humor in life, fun times!!!