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Walmarts

I made the fart
In the Walmarts
People say it smells like eggs
And I feel wet inside my legs
So I go to the bathroom
Make the poo
Like mommy says
Grownups do

*I posted this poem for a contest so don't think I'm poking fun. It is a poem I originally wrote under a different name, but for the sake of this contest, I will claim it...the poem, not the fart!

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  1. Date: 6/5/2012 9:41:00 PM

    you crack me up!!!! to funny

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 5:38:00 AM

    Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Caleb. Love, Carol

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/23/2012 6:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Carol!
  1. Date: 5/23/2012 1:00:00 AM

    Congrats on your smelly win Caleb xx

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/23/2012 6:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks! It does stink huh? LOl!
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 9:40:00 PM

    Caleb, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/23/2012 6:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha! I had way too much fun with this contest...mercy! And thank you!
    A  Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/22/2012 9:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha ha! you did make it to the pooping list... he he..i read your comment on Joann's poem... xox..pd
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 7:54:00 PM

    well, it is a GREAT farting poem, so be proud. A well deserved win for you. Congrats.

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/23/2012 6:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Andrea!
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 2:29:00 PM

    Caleb congrats on your great win..david

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/22/2012 3:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks David!
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 1:02:00 PM

    Congrats on your win! See, and you were afraid to post it! Aren't you glad you did? #1 :)

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/22/2012 1:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh, Lord have mercy! A #1 spot in the #2 business!
  1. Date: 5/18/2012 12:29:00 PM

    Lol,,So funny,,so it was you in the wal-marts,,,lol,,kidding,,great poem!!!

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/18/2012 2:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hmmm...maybe. HA!
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 7:04:00 AM

    ha! ironic ending! good luck in the contest :)

    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith Date: 5/16/2012 10:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol! Thanks...I'm almost ashamed to post it. I have a lot of ridiculous poems under another name...not on this site. It's fun to get people's reactions.