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No Farting Allowed

No Farting Allowed



rushed lunch of cabbage 
at work  no farting allowed
                            small dog approaches





*blushing* deborah burch©
5/15/0212



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  1. Date: 5/23/2012 5:44:00 AM

    Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Deborah. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 1:06:00 AM

    Congrats on your smelly win xx

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 9:52:00 PM

    Hi, Deb,, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 8:59:00 PM

    Short and beautiful piece,Deb...Congrats on your well deserved win...

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 7:49:00 PM

    I'm glad to see this on the winners' list. Congrats to you.

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 7:43:00 PM

    now i see why your laughing in the picture. oh god pd has a poop contest? i'm not even going to lower myself to win. good luck.

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 2:31:00 PM

    Cap'n Deb congrats on your great win..love it..david

  1. Date: 5/21/2012 10:23:00 PM

    rereading this one. One of my favorites.

  1. Date: 5/21/2012 2:08:00 PM

    PD will love this one - she is the sort to blame it on the dog. Love, daver

  1. Date: 5/20/2012 11:39:00 AM

    Cabbage, sauerkraut, brocoli: all good foods to prevent cancer, and close friends.

  1. Date: 5/19/2012 6:07:00 PM

    Wish you all the best in the contest......

  1. Date: 5/18/2012 11:05:00 PM

    why do I feel the need to say the poor dog Deb ;) all the best for the contest! Love Wilma

  1. Date: 5/18/2012 5:31:00 PM

    This is so cute! Made me smile. Love your personality! :)

  1. Date: 5/18/2012 8:46:00 AM

    eating cabbage, gives you a license to fart Deborah, also to write brilliant poetry. harry

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL...too funny 'arry...I find a lot of the comments are as funny , if not more, than the poem...lol big hugs, love ya deb
  1. Date: 5/17/2012 4:02:00 PM

    Well done Deb. - Thanks, you gave me a good laught. - Wish you luck in contest. - oxox love Anne-Lise

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    :) I'm so glad I got to make you smile Anne Lise...you bring so much cheer to all of us!!! thank you sooooo much...love you much, deb
  1. Date: 5/17/2012 5:41:00 AM

    This poem is a toot Deb, loved it, I love a woman with a sense of humor, I am glad you like I Will Remember, I particularly loved your sense of honesty about it, God bless, vie

  1. Date: 5/17/2012 5:41:00 AM

    This poem is a toot Deb, loved it, I love a woman with a sense of humor, I am glad you like I Will Remember, I particularly loved your sense of honesty about it, God bless, vie

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:12:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You are a very powerful poetess Vie!! it is a gift to be able to stir the emotions as you do with your words....:) my friend...love you much,deb
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 8:42:00 PM

    I am picturing the dog's face doing one of those cute head side to side huh, what? thingies. A little whine. Tail drops. THe dog starts to back up. Whoa, the dog now seems to be miming. WHat the heck? LOL... cabbage. Gets ya every time. Cyndi

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    awwwww, poor puppy....lol ...I din't do it ...it wan't me ...honest!!! I just wrote it!! poor puppy ;) big hugs, love ya
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 7:41:00 PM

    Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:14:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Michelle! Yes she did...PD is very creative and such a hoot!! So wonderfully full of life!! She is a doll :) and I am so glad I can call her friend and fellow poetess....big hugs, love ya deb
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 7:40:00 PM

    Uh oh...you could always blame it on that poor lttle dog? :) Good luck in the contest, Deborah!...PD came up with a fun one! Best wishes, Mikki

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 3:45:00 PM

    thanks for reading my work. Happy that you did enjoy

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Jancarl!! You are quite welcome...hugss, deb
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 8:45:00 AM

    very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been??

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 8:45:00 AM

    very funny Deb.. an awesome visual luv.. how u been??

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Linda Marie!!!!!! LOL!!! good thing its only visual...;) been under the weather but getting better...How are YOU!!! miss ya so much...how my boys...hows Ron....hugs all round....love you bunches and bunches, deb
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 6:44:00 AM

    Boo, was that you. I thought gals pooted, men fart. Lol that Damn cabbage n onion's. Sexy write.

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol...un uh!!....nothin sexy bout passing gas!!! lol...silly boy!! :) hugs, love ya deb
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 5:26:00 AM

    deborah, you give me giggles and gas pains... top-rate read with winning huggs!..:)

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol thank you Nette...glad for the giggles...not so glad about the gas ;o lol bahahhaha...too funny...thanks hun, big hugs, love you much, deb
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 2:48:00 AM

    Hi there. This poem made me laugh. I needed a laugh, since I have been awake since 3am. I hope to get back to bed soon. Take care and thanks again.

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL...then it served its purpose well...lol hope you were able to rest...big hugs, deb
  1. Date: 5/15/2012 11:25:00 PM

    Thank you Deborah, ..lol... could not help but,, to sneak a few laughs before i head out... thank you for everything... pd

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    tee hee...thank you PD...anytime baby girl...love you bunches, deb
  1. Date: 5/15/2012 11:03:00 PM

    I always blame the dog whether he is in the room or not. Too funny - I enter my comment and go to type in the CAPTCHA phrase and the last 2 letters are PU - now that's funny!

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:18:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol Joe!! Now that's funny too funny!! thanks for the laugh!! big hugs, love ya deb
  1. Date: 5/15/2012 10:16:00 PM

    Oh!.... Cabbage! The "dating" number one enemy!...My best wishes in PD's Contest, Deborah! ... Poor little pup!

  1. Date: 5/15/2012 10:16:00 PM

    Oh!.... Cabbage! The "dating" number one enemy!...My best wishes in PD's Contest, Deborah! ... Poor little pup!

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 5/18/2012 4:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol absolutely!! never eat it unless it's raw...no problem if it's raw....but cooked...bahahahahah!!! *blush* so much for oriental cooking on a date...lol
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