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More Utter Nonsense

Here's a good bit of news,
that I just discovered!
A guy fell into an upholstery machine,
but is now fully "recovered"!

This is more useless info,
I came across a week ago!
Atheism, is a "Non-Prophet organization"!
Just in case you didn't know!

Someone made a query, 
just the other day!
"Where do you find giant snails?"
"At the end of the giants fingers," they say!

A fellow was a little thirsty one night.
So, he stopped by his usual stop!
All of a sudden, a skeleton walks in!
He says "I'll have a beer, and a mop!"

For years no one could tell me,
but I finally got my wish!
"What do call a fish with no eyes"?
The answer is, "a fsh!"

A recent invention is great!
The inventor, is quite an achiever.
It cuts four loaves of bread simultaneously,
it's called, A Four-Loaf Cleaver!

Sorry folks, that's enough punishment for now - Sorry!





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  1. Date: 6/9/2012 6:03:00 AM
    OK~~Had a lot of fun with this .You put it all together effortlessly! Now I've got somethings to test the kids with...thanks! Had a great time!

  1. Date: 5/18/2012 6:37:00 AM
    Ralph my friend.....You are a master of these.....Awesome again.......Larry

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 5:58:00 PM
    Enjoyed your creative work again..I am glad that I chose it to read this eve..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 5:53:00 PM
    NIcely done, Ralph, did you take jokes you had heard and turn them into rhyme Or were these completely invented? In any event, they came out awesome!! You should do more.

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 5:21:00 PM
    Hahahah! Very niiice. C: Always, Laura

  1. Date: 5/15/2012 12:51:00 PM
    :) Wow! What a riot! I would expect no less from you, Ralph. I laughed at every verse but the last one and the one about the giant's fingernails had me laughing out loud so hard that I nearly fell out of my chair. Please...more punishment! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 5/15/2012 12:51:00 PM
    :) Wow! What a riot! I would expect no less from you, Ralph. I laughed at every verse but the last one and the one about the giant's fingernails had me laughing out loud so hard that I nearly fell out of my chair. Please...more punishment! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 5/15/2012 10:45:00 AM
    lol, good one. Many congrats on all your wins : )

  1. Date: 5/14/2012 5:53:00 PM
    Funny! Terry