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About This Poem

Food Police 

How I hate the Food Police 
Watching watching me
Counting out the calories
Watching what I eat

Go away so I can sneak
Tip-toe tip-toe EEK!
Where’s my hidden stash of sweets?
Confiscated treats!


 5/9/12

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  1. Guzzi Avatar
    Debbie Guzzi
    Date: 1/8/2013 7:29:00 AM
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    Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 12/26/2012 1:07:00 PM
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    hahaha, twelve days of Christmas? But I LOVE this poem. Congrats on the winners list, Susan. Luv, Andrea
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    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 12/26/2012 7:21:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your win Susan, all the best for the New Year xx
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 12/25/2012 8:54:00 PM
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    Susan, ;-) Congratulations with your little Christmas win... have a nice one... always~ PD
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    Dan Kearley
    Date: 9/28/2012 10:02:00 PM
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    Hahahaha...Good one! :o)
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    Debbie Duncan
    Date: 9/14/2012 3:10:00 PM
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    I love this,,,,,, great win ;}
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 6/2/2012 8:28:00 PM
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    SUSAN, a wonderful congratulations in Andrea's 7/5 TROCHEE contest~ :-) PD
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    Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
    Date: 6/1/2012 12:58:00 AM
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    Congrats on your win, Susan! I did Jennie Craig last year and I can really relate to this. Love and Blessings, Rhonda
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 5/30/2012 6:54:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "The 7/5 Trochee" contest Susan. Love, Carol
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    nette onclaud
    Date: 5/29/2012 5:17:00 PM
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    hahaha... cheers to you for your stunning win, susan..:) huggs!
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    Joseph May
    Date: 5/29/2012 12:45:00 PM
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    congrats on your win Susan
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    Deborah Burch
    Date: 5/29/2012 11:29:00 AM
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    lol..still funny...Congrats on your win Susan!! love ya, hope youre doing ok...miss ya, deb
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    Caleb Smith
    Date: 5/29/2012 6:08:00 AM
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    Don't worry...you'll get out in 5 to 10...pounds...hehe. Congrats on the win!
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    David Williams
    Date: 5/29/2012 1:41:00 AM
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    Susan congrats on your win..David
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 5/29/2012 12:16:00 AM
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    Susan, this was very cute and you totally mastered the METER of the 5/7 Trochee. Congrats on your win in my contest. Thanks for your poetry comments I saw in my box just now. I am hurrying thru my list so I can get to bed. Hope to email you tomorrow. Luv, Andrea
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    Gwendolen R.
    Date: 5/17/2012 10:18:00 PM
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    Any chance those were those sunflower treats that Andrea was searching all the gas stations for?...hahah...What a fun fun trochee...I started mine over a week ago and I keep choking on my ridiculous entry! Love, Gwendolen
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    Elliott Bowe THe DrUnKeN POeT
    Date: 5/17/2012 8:28:00 AM
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    Spectacular Poem dear,on my way to eat the rest of your poems.Delightful poem...A slice of decadence..
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    Elliott Bowe THe DrUnKeN POeT
    Date: 5/17/2012 8:27:00 AM
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    Spectacular Poem dear,on my way to eat the rest of your poems.Delightful poem...A slice of decadence..
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    Connie Marcum Wong
    Date: 5/15/2012 3:00:00 PM
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    Boy can I relate to this cute Trochee and so will Andrea. Best of luck in the contest however I doubt you will need it. Thank you for commenting on my poem Papers. I wish I had more time to leave comments but I am caring for my new g.daughter and just fit in what I can. Blessings, Lotus
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    jack horne
    Date: 5/15/2012 11:06:00 AM
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    lol, love this witty one, Susan. Thanks very much - enjoyed your contest
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    harry horsman
    Date: 5/14/2012 8:57:00 AM
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    Oh boy this is good, such imagery will be rewarded i'm sure. brilliant poem. harry
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    Dinda Minardi
    Date: 5/12/2012 7:47:00 AM
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    Hahaha, a very witty poem, Susan. Glad to read this one! :)
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    kathryn collins
    Date: 5/12/2012 6:15:00 AM
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    I'd better go check my stash. Whew! It's still there. love, Kathy
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    Laura Breidenthal
    Date: 5/11/2012 1:24:00 PM
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    HAHAHA! This is adorable. Very fine verse! Always, Laura
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    frank herrera
    Date: 5/11/2012 4:43:00 AM
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    HA HA! LOVED IT! We are two of a kind! Great Write You did GREAT. You asked about Lucinda and my Collaboration? We just became friends quickly here, and she asked me if we could try one~~This is our 3rd.
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    Patrick Cornwall
    Date: 5/10/2012 9:08:00 PM
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    This made me laugh and want more... And made me hungry..Patrick
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 5/10/2012 6:35:00 PM
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    Hi, Susan...I'm having the worse case of internet and computer problem.,,,, i freaking don't like it.. Now talk about lag. okay now let me go and read your poems.. lol..hope i can even post one comment.. it took me over 2 hours to post my karma" poem.. been trying to post it over a week or 2 already.. be right back.... ta ta
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    Joseph May
    Date: 5/10/2012 3:34:00 PM
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    those food police will get you every time Susan..very nice Trochee...Best wishes for the contest..always..Joseph
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    Deborah Burch
    Date: 5/10/2012 12:14:00 PM
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    Well Done Susan!! Good one! lol...best wishes in the contest, big hugs, love ya deb
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    Ruben O.
    Date: 5/10/2012 9:40:00 AM
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    Very nice! Andrea will love this entry, Susan! My best wishes. Ruben.
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