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  1. Date: 2/2/2014 3:34:00 PM

    This is hilarious... good one!

  1. Date: 4/1/2013 2:01:00 PM

    HAAAA! You're a trip, David...checkin' out some oldies again.

  1. Date: 6/14/2012 7:26:00 PM

    Oh that is just plain fun! Thanks for the read! ~Trudy~

  1. Date: 6/4/2012 4:47:00 PM

    this is so funny lol by the way I dedicated a poem to you called Ole Blue!

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 10:26:00 AM

    After reading your words I am gonna find it hard to watch the "I love Lucy" show! Enjoyed it Dave!

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 3:23:00 PM

    Well, don't know what to think about this one..Had you been had?...Thanks for stopping by and letting me know that I placed in some contest..I will have to check it out..Sara

  1. Date: 5/10/2012 3:39:00 PM

    HA HA! I needed that laugh, Thanks.

  1. Date: 5/8/2012 4:27:00 PM

    seems you ride a similar hoss, i have a redhead yes of course, but she dumps me in the field of play, and pigroots till she gets away , gotta duck the tomato sauce, and the back hoofs of remorse, little Brumbie's run away...:) thanks David Williams "a pretty red head"

  1. Date: 5/8/2012 4:11:00 PM

    Thanks David. It's wonderful to read such funny writes.

  1. Date: 5/8/2012 11:15:00 AM

    Hi David another funny write loved the images conjuored up here, have a good evening

  1. Date: 5/8/2012 11:11:00 AM

    so funny! especialy about missing a ball - hilarious :)

  1. Date: 5/8/2012 8:46:00 AM

    That' s a funny story, a lot action, I enjoyed reading it.God bless you, Erich

  1. Date: 5/8/2012 12:45:00 AM

    Nice imagination of a fact in bed room between two people living together. Both are helpless due to their different destination. Wonderfully done a great job. Loved always, bl

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 11:17:00 PM

    pretty funny

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 7:24:00 PM

    Entertainment at it's best David.....awesome set of limericks! Thanks for making me laugh!

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 1:39:00 PM

    Adorable verse! Haha Always, Laura

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 8:34:00 AM

    Yes limericks are to be a bit bawdy. Some of us are a bit too shy. Thanks for your comment on my Big Bouquet. I changed it, but the way we North Westerners say flowers, it's one syllable. Didn't pass the syllable counter nor you though. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 8:10:00 AM

    hahaha. and what you said on my limericks. You are a hoot.

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 8:10:00 AM

    Is this for that same contest: I just can't win? heehee

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 4:42:00 AM

    PS. Was she really a red head? Jean

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 2:06:00 AM

    Being a red head myself, this made me blush and feel exposed. Very good right -Lily <3

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 1:55:00 AM

    LOL very funny David,I enjoyed this much.Thank you for sharing. Awesome write.

  1. Date: 5/7/2012 12:01:00 AM

    gas pains,david.. you always amaze.. now, can you look for the other ball, lo!!.. winning hugggs! :)

  1. Date: 5/6/2012 6:47:00 PM

    I like female redheads as well. Good set of limericks.

  1. Date: 5/6/2012 5:01:00 PM

    I'm blushing! (It's hidden behind my smile)... Terry

  1. Date: 5/6/2012 4:25:00 PM

    This is so funny David, I love a man with a sense of humor, I went ballistic over this one, lol vie

  1. Date: 5/6/2012 3:30:00 PM

    LOL you are one crazy S O "" !!! I love how your bring laughter in poetry when the clouds have covered you pull them apart, not unless your drunk?? lol Michael your brother

  1. Date: 5/6/2012 3:13:00 PM

    You NUT! lol Who would need two that can write like this. lol I think he would surely be either a pocketful or a HUGE one. I seriously think this is my favorite redhead poem EVER!!!!! SOOOOO much better than 4 lines of an ode to a grasshopper. lol Please feel free to HELP me critique away. This made me laugh so hard! Lucky red!

  1. Date: 5/6/2012 2:45:00 PM

    Lol...use debit next time..good write!

  1. Date: 5/6/2012 2:18:00 PM

    Glad this red head didn't have any ANGER ISSUES!!! hahaha....She could have taken them out on you!...Now stay away from those women of the nite! Find yourself a good church-going girl! hahah. Love your flare and humor, David! Top of the day to ya! G.