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I Get the Feeling

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I Get the Feeling

When you pack my luggage but won't pack my lunch
When you lock me out I get a hunch
When you put thumb tacks on the bathroom floor
I get the feeling you don't love me no more

I found hair remover in my can of Rogaine
The nail in my car seat caused me so much pain
When you microwave my favorite CD
I get the feeling you don't care for me

When you toss a salad but it's at my head
When you squeeze my neck until my face turns red
Then keep on squeezing until the red turns blue
I get the feeling that you think we're through

When you let the dog shred my brand new shoes
When you put a laxative in my jar of booze
When you say your nightmare began the day we met
I get the feeling that you are upset

When you cut off the arms on my overcoat
And try to put a rope around my throat
Then mix Ben Gay with my jock itch cream
I get the feeling you like to see me scream

When you lean an axe against the bedroom wall
And start putting needles in a voodoo doll
Then pull a knife and say come on let's play
I get the feeling I should go away

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  1. Date: 4/19/2013 9:50:00 PM
    Vince, Congratulations IN HONOR OF Andrea's favorite POEM contest. *Always & Forever' @->- LINDA -<-@

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 9:39:00 PM
    Oh, i remember this! This was one of my favs from you my dear friend Vince! Many congrats! This is indeed great and amazing ! Soo love it & so enjoyed to read it once again. Thank you so much again for sharing and the smiles here! Have a grace-filled day! Love and hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 8:39:00 PM
    Vince, a sweet win~*~SKAT

  1. Date: 12/12/2012 11:11:00 PM
    I really enjoyed reading this poem.

  1. Date: 7/3/2012 11:07:00 AM
    If a woman is willing to go to that many lengths you must have really done something to Tee her off. Cute and a fun piece. Huggs TLee

  1. Date: 7/1/2012 11:17:00 PM
    Kinda sad, really, but HYSTERICAL!!! So many great lines I can't even pick a favourite...

  1. Date: 4/25/2012 8:16:00 AM
    vince, what a sharp perspective about men being from mars and women from venus... your style is inimitable!... enjoyed the wit here.. thanks for your cheers re my featured poem... keep on fascinating us!..) huggs!

  1. Date: 4/24/2012 9:51:00 PM
    You have made a beautiful analysis of a man’s behavior capturing various acts and reactions in this beautiful poem. Great work on human psychology appears in a very funny and amusing manner. Enjoyed your creative work but if it is based on some reality please take special care and thank you for your good wishes. Love and best wishes always...Ravindra... Vince Suzadail Jr

  1. Date: 4/24/2012 7:40:00 PM
    hahahaha. this is COOL. I'm gonna FAVE it.

  1. Date: 4/23/2012 11:00:00 AM
    I think that you have gotten the message..Don't wait until it is too late..Enjoyed reading ...I got a few chuckles..Some very good rememdies stated to cure a man of his wild ways are in this one..Glad that you told us about them..Sara

  1. Date: 4/19/2012 7:04:00 AM
    Thank you....lol.... very well written Vince. :) - Like it !!! - oxox Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 4/16/2012 8:40:00 AM
    So amusing and humorous! I got a little stomachache because of laughing. I like it.

  1. Date: 4/15/2012 6:16:00 PM
    Very well written.Also funny lol...

  1. Date: 4/15/2012 1:37:00 AM
    this really made me laugh. its so sweet though! another favorite for me!

  1. Date: 4/15/2012 12:51:00 AM
    This is so funny and entertaining!! Really lifts the spirit imagining the innocence of your heart in this write... Thank you... - Diana