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Ivy D. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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Do not listen to the woman doing your hair
Mousse Styli santé ' committing one hard stare
Sprays raid every time she speaks
Sally & Sheila, keep your bottle above temperature peak.
Aussie style, alcohol free verse
All the hairspray in the world
Will never shy away your phat
Splat ‘splat’, your ignorance is fat
Pick up that double chin,
My good friend'
All that blubber!
Will never burn like rubber!
Here is a dollar
Color your hair blue
Like the horizon in the sky
That picture on your wall will never do
Something in your right eye' is a lie'
Shed off a few pounds
Add some flexible support to your wonder bra
Your hairs all flaky
Your hairs all sticky
How about adding, Aussie to maintain that look?
Your old one's wearing off.
S. IVY D.
Dedicated to my hairstylist, who talked my ear off today!