Do not heed to the woman doing your hair
Mousse Styli santé ' committing one hard stare
Sprays raid every time she speaks Sally & Sheila,
keep your bottle above the temperature peak.
Aussie style, alcohol free verse
All the hairspray in the world
Will never shy away your phat
Splat ‘splat’, your ignorance is fat
Pick up that double chin,
My good friend'
All that blubber!
Will never burns like rubber!
Here is a buck, Color your hair blue
Like the horizon in the sky
That picture on your wall will never do
Something in your right eye' is a lie'
Shed off a few pounds Add some flexible support to your Wonderbra
Your hairs all flaky Your hairs all sticky How about adding,
Aussie to maintain that look?
Your old one's wearing off