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If I was a boy

If I was a boy.....I'd tinkle in the yard
Draw in the snow and scratch myself

Otherwise nothing is limited!!

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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 5/5/2012 8:32:00 PM
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    dang, I see no congrats. Was hoping it won!!
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 4/23/2012 8:54:00 PM
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    Doris, lol..... wow... I'm glad your not a boy... otherwise... you'd wanna be a girl... i love your ending... enjoyed...pd
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    Dan Kearley
    Date: 4/20/2012 9:27:00 PM
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    Hahahahahaha...Of course! :o)
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    Robert A. Dufresne
    Date: 3/31/2012 6:58:00 AM
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    haha this is great Doris. Well done and I love Daver's comment .lol ...Us "boys" still enjoy the same benefits preferably when no one's looking but ... the sad part is... there's no snow here.... :) I enjoyed your thughts this morning, Doris
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    daver austin
    Date: 3/29/2012 2:49:00 PM
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    You have nailed "boy" to the Nth degree, Doris. Makes me itch just thinking about writing my name in the snow. Love this one. daver
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    kathryn collins
    Date: 3/27/2012 8:33:00 AM
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    very glad I found your poetry Doris. Kathy
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    Judy Ball
    Date: 3/27/2012 3:39:00 AM
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    This one made me giggle Doris. A great entry for the contest. Good Luck. God Bless, JB
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 3/26/2012 10:06:00 PM
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    hahaha, If this is for Frank's contest, you sure found a great little way to do it!!
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    harry horsman
    Date: 3/26/2012 4:15:00 PM
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    I like a good scratch Doris, i also like this very terse poem, good luck if for contest. harry
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    Wilma Neels
    Date: 3/25/2012 3:10:00 AM
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    lol this would be on the list for sure Doris! Enjoyed it ;)
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    Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 3/24/2012 5:43:00 PM
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    lol.... a good boy.....luck to you in contest! - oxox Anne-Lise
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    Linda-Marie SweetHeart
    Date: 3/24/2012 10:08:00 AM
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    thank you for kind words to my wife on her poem Doris. she is able to read with me tonite and has enjoyed your lines. offers best wishes too. Ron.
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    Arild Andresen Ertsland
    Date: 3/24/2012 8:47:00 AM
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    No Doris...not a boy! Please...not a boy,lol..chuckles.A fun write,Doris! Have a great weekend over there:) Hugs,Arild
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    jack horne
    Date: 3/24/2012 8:28:00 AM
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    LOL, great fun, Doris
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    louis rams
    Date: 3/24/2012 7:56:00 AM
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    it's only limited when you get caught by your parents. ha ha
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    Raj Dey Ranjan
    Date: 3/23/2012 9:44:00 PM
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    This is nice like me (lol). I can feel each of your word in this poem. This is from a strong writer. Love this and Thank you for your generous comment on my poem.
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    SCRIBE ML
    Date: 3/23/2012 7:08:00 PM
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    LOL...The best laugh I had today....
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    Sarah Jabri
    Date: 3/23/2012 6:17:00 PM
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    soooo trueee...
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    Sara Kendrick
    Date: 3/23/2012 5:24:00 PM
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    Yes, those little men do this don't they as well as leave off using soap while in the bath...Mom


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