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I've Got a Big Butt and I Cannot Lie

My butt is just so damn big
10 Irish men could do a jig
5 truckers could park their rig
16 Miners could plan a dig
9 drummers could perform a gig
2 Elephants could take a swig
22 college kids could do their trig
If only I’d eat less like a pig!

*For Susan's self exaggeration contest :)

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    Mari Roberts
    Date: 1/14/2013 6:17:00 PM
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    From a fellow glute-endowed person, this - made me laugh! Thanks for repping for the bootylicious!
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    Edward Orozco
    Date: 3/25/2012 10:34:00 AM
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    Big butt ;) - edwaard
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    HGarvey Daniel Esquire
    Date: 3/10/2012 7:27:00 PM
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    Dear Natalie, Congratulations on YOUR win in the Contest Self Exaggeration The first line gave away the Contest I think YOU have a Perfect Butt, LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER, YOUR POETRY Admiring Liege...Harry
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    binibining P.iNk
    Date: 2/29/2012 12:51:00 AM
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    Hahaha! My butt is jiggling with laughter here-- oops, I meant I'm jiggling with laughter :) This is such a fun write-- I super enjoyed this one, Natalie :D and yay I see this one, very rightfully so! :D
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    JSLambert Chinaski domo-MR.ROBOTO
    Date: 2/27/2012 3:11:00 AM
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    ahhh ...sweet as the fruit of an effervescent FIG. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a round thing in your face you get sprIG. Little in the middle but she got much back---Abe Lincoln
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    Gwendolen R.
    Date: 2/22/2012 5:37:00 PM
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    I cannot believe this one slipped past me!! YOu are a great poetess bc you can write about anything!!! I have a big one too but I am too shy to write about myself so personally! You get first place for humility! Gwendolen
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 2/18/2012 10:26:00 PM
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    hahahah, LOVE It. and PIG congrats to you. heehee
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    Linda-Marie SweetHeart
    Date: 2/16/2012 9:48:00 PM
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    congrats Natalie on a super win for this awesome writer luv.. title got me singing ...
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    Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
    Date: 2/15/2012 10:05:00 PM
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    SO funny, Natalie! Congrats on your win!! Blessings, Rhonda
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    Samual Ronthorpe
    Date: 2/15/2012 4:43:00 PM
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    Natalie, this is a fantastic write. I like 'big butts' and I like this as well. Congrats on winning 4th place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe
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    Robert Pettit
    Date: 2/15/2012 2:02:00 PM
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    Congratulations on your win Natalie. I knew from the start this write was going places.
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    Joyce Johnson
    Date: 2/15/2012 12:15:00 PM
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    Well your bragging is bigger than your butt!!! Great work. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 2/15/2012 11:42:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 2/15/2012 10:55:00 AM
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    This is so funny Natalie. Congratulations xx
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    kash poet
    Date: 2/15/2012 8:51:00 AM
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    HAha...enjoyed this very much Natalie.Congrats on your win.
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    John Loving III
    Date: 2/14/2012 8:19:00 PM
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    somehow i'm sure that this will mak it to the winner circle.
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    jack horne
    Date: 2/13/2012 1:33:00 PM
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    LOL, got a good chuckle out of this one, Natalie : )
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    Mystic Rose
    Date: 2/11/2012 8:51:00 PM
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    This is so cute. Had a good laugh over it, good luck in the contest, love,vie
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    Robert Pettit
    Date: 2/11/2012 8:17:00 PM
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    Very descriptive write that reminds me of the time when the late Rodney Dangerfield appeared on Saturday Night Live to describe the size of the President. Rodney said "the President is so big, two women could make love to him and never meet each other."
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    Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/11/2012 5:09:00 PM
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    Ha! Natalie, this is hilarious. "I like big butts(cute big :D), and I cannot lie!" Best wishes in the contest.
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    nette onclaud
    Date: 2/11/2012 5:07:00 PM
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    laughing out loud.. your video on u-tube didn;t show this big butt, nats... yes you are exagerating... charmed by this ; winning hugggs!
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    Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
    Date: 2/11/2012 3:53:00 PM
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    Very funny, but I don't believe it for a second! I think you've got a winner here.
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    Christopher Bunton
    Date: 2/11/2012 2:16:00 PM
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    LOL! Post pics!

    The Rogue Rhymer Avatar Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Date: 2/11/2012 2:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'll think about it :)
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    Arild Andresen Ertsland
    Date: 2/11/2012 1:46:00 PM
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    What?!? lol,I gotta give you a big applaus for your honesty,Natalie..haha This was really something out of the ordinary:) I sometimes go to gym,but still my belly look like a giant ballon,lol Hugs to ya`,Arild
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    Carrie Richards
    Date: 2/11/2012 1:44:00 PM
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    This is hilarious!!! (however I don't believe a word of it, after seeing the video of beautiful you winning that car!!) Proof of your spoof!!! :)
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    Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
    Date: 2/11/2012 1:40:00 PM
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    Disclaimer: I've actually been going to the gym a lot so it's really not big. It's 'cute' big I guess :)


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