Sarcasm, such a delightful sound
Though who dwells in every place
What would I do without you around?
Sarcasm, you flow with such profound grace
Bathing the world with your halfhearted truth
Many sides you have to your twisted face
Why would anyone not love you?
Sometimes harsh, thou always lift
Lifts my spirits with words anew
Thine own power a wonderful gift
A gift, no doubt, like no other
You appearance always sweet and swift
Without thee the world would have no color
In a world without color I would die!!
Sometimes bright, other times dark—you’re a wonder!
You make me laugh and sometimes cry
Sarcasm, you are perfect for me!
At times I can barely understand why
I wish I could make the whole world see
Like the greatest joy you make life worth while
If only they could see your beauty
Why? Why are you so? Never mind you make me smile
You fit into every place, you’re elastic
You hold the world together like grout does tile
Sarcasm, thou who art so fantastic
Oh how I love being sarcastic…