Ooglay = uglyDweeb= boring, studious or socially inept person(geek)Dweeb-o-rama = Extra dweebishMashing = making out/kissing/playing aroundBoy toy= a sexy guy much younger than the womanStella = stellar or excellentStud= really cool guyI kid you not= I’m not kiddingMad cool= Very cool (great)Tard= Short for Retard (calling someone an idiot)No DOY (no duh)= No kidding(to show sarcasm that the other person said a stupid thing)Gag me out the door= make me disgusted enough to leaveStep off= back up; stop itBag your face= shut up or be quietSpaz out (wig out) = act crazy; lose your cool; get too emotional about somethingFor real? (used for sarcasm)= Are you kidding?Get to second base= Being able to touch your date’s bodySuck= Crap! (what you say when you are not happy)Booked it= Went awayPut on some jams= Play some musicSchweet= a fun way to say “Sweet!” meaning Awesome!Veg out= totally relaxA bud= a joint, some marijuanaNew Wave= popular type of 80’s musicGroove to the beat= Enjoy the music’s rhythmDude= GuyWicked= Awesome; really goodZeek= VERY boring or socially inept person
Some ooglay dweeb-o-rama after school
went and caught me mashing with my boy toy
(a stella stud, I kid you not -mad cool!)
Geek said, “He’s half your age!” I said, “No DOY!”
Before that tard could gag me out the door,
I told him, “Hey, step off and bag your face.”
Then he spazzed out and said I was a whore.
For real?? I’d barely got to second base!
Suck! Geek finally booked it; then my stud
put on some jams and everything was SCWHEET!
We vegged out on the couch and shared a bud,
then later played New Wave, grooved to the beat.
My dude is wicked, and the zeek was right:
I’m sure not young, but OH, how young the night!
** I have composed a list of definitions for all the
80's slang words and phrases. Just click on "About this Poem"
Written by Andrea Dietrich
For craig cornish's "Talk That Way" Poetry Contest
(My decade of course is the 80's)