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Battle of the Sexes

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Battle of the Sexes

battle of the sexes


~~MONA LISA SMILE
Picture Oil painting worthwhile 
Leonardo DA Vinci, look out!
What is she really smiling about?

(((The popularity of the Mona Lisa increased in the mid 19th century 
because of the Symbolist movement. The painting was thought to 
encompass a sort of feminine mystique.)))



~~JAMES EARL JONES
His award winning voice, rough like stones
Darth Vader, Mufasa, stuttering jubilee  
When I die can he be the one narrating my eulogy?

(((I love James, I'm a star wars freak... <--- yup that's me)))



~~SADDAM AND BIN LADEN
Were very bad, bad men
Causing chaos throughout America & Afghanistan,
HATERS OF THE USA: they should be called the Arab ku klux klan

(((Occupation: Terrorist~ makes me wonder if they went to the same school.)))
                                                                   


~~ADOLF HITLER
The world worse killer
Commander of the oxymoron  Nazi  
Losing at his own game of Yahtzee 

(((The Most Hated Murderer of all time)))



~~YOUNG ANNE FRANK
Her diary worth more than any bank
Famous Jewish victims of the Holocaust
Her legacy teaches that hate is an exhaust 

(((Anne Frank's diary remains one of the most moving and widely read 
accounts of the Jewish experience during the Holocaust.))) 



~~JOAN OF ARC
Angel in an era so dark
an epic hundred year war
her visions is what she payed for.

(((Joan of Arc, also called the Maid of Orleans, a patron saint of France 
and a national heroine, led the resistance to the English invasion.))) 



~~BB KING
Can really sing
Stand by me...
But, can he sting like a bee

(((BB KING~ could not help but wonder if he was a lover and a fighter.)))



~~LADY GAGA
Is no piano sonata,
Madonna wannabe, is she.
Watching her videos make me laugh till I pee.

(((Lady Gaga is Unique as can be!)))


by;p.d.

for battle of the clerihew

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  1. Date: 11/17/2013 8:16:00 AM
    Linda These are cute and crazy. Very creative and unique. You did a terrific job capturing everyones image in so few lines. Nice job Thanks for the second place win in your contest with my Stormy Weather poem. Hugs "Soup Mail"

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 1:01:00 AM
    Awesome!....Great write..Congrats on your win wonderful PD....XOXO..

  1. Date: 4/16/2013 5:52:00 AM
    Congrats on your deserving win Linda... So light and stong.~A.O

  1. Date: 4/15/2013 9:50:00 PM
    I remember these awesome clerihews, it was nice to read them again. I can see why this went to Andrea's FAVE's list, congrats Linda

  1. Date: 4/15/2013 9:40:00 PM
    thanks everyone... xo xo xoxoxoxo xoxo...PD

  1. Date: 4/15/2013 6:41:00 AM
    Hey, I remember this one. Great! Congrats, PD!

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 8:39:00 PM
    Congratulation PD. You are so so smart, funny, and lovable, loved that poetic history poem. Love Terry xoxoxo

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 6:09:00 PM
    Linda, I loved this, BB king, that's the blues, they fight,but the make up is where it's at. This was very good. So smarty you are the poet pd. your muse become you.

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 5:17:00 PM
    Very clever and I see why Andrea liked this. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 4:29:00 PM
    Big congrats, PD! As usual, your work is an awesome mix of wit, creativity, and humour (Lady Gaga lol).

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 1:28:00 PM
    congrats on a reat win Linda

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 11:20:00 AM
    What can I say? hand salute!! (^__^) fantastic write...Congratulations dear PD on your win...I like Mona Lisa and Lady Gaga.. haha...have a blessed day always. Maria

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 11:19:00 AM
    Hi, my dearest sis! 1 more & 1-hr or more salute for your grand win & being the host's fave (I, too,these are all my faves;))) on this excellent set of clerihews of yours. They're all very entertaining, delightful to read and 100 %perfect! I love reading and commenting on this amazing clerihews of yours once again and now, giving my BIGGEST SWEETEST CONGRATULATIONS WITH BIG BIG HUGS on your well-deserved win & these amazing gems. Hugging them all & thank you so much again! love m4evr,Leo

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 10:36:00 AM
    many congratulations on your double win PD, first as a fave and now this xx

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 2:33:00 AM
    Congrats, pd :) Jag

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 6:31:00 AM
    Congrats on your win in this contest P.D.... Sorry I am so late with the congratulations. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 8:47:00 PM
    PD these are awesome clerihews! Big congrats on your deserving win. Hugs

  1. Date: 12/12/2012 11:19:00 AM
    Decent....I'm jk.How did you come up with this?? Great great poem actually great is an understatement this is AWESOME and beautiful.Well taught

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 2:36:00 AM
    Waooooooo! I enjoyed reading this collection of Clerihews. Congrats on your win in the Contest. The Adolph Hitler and the Young Anne Frank Clerihews are my favourites.

  1. Date: 12/8/2012 5:30:00 PM
    a great collection of clerihew PD...well done...congrats on your win...love

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