The Master plumber, Thomas Crapper,
invented something quite dapper.
His flushable, porcelain pool,
revolutionized the art of dropping stool.
*For the toilet history buffs(lol):
Sir. John Harrington was technically credited with inventing
the first flushable water closet, which he invented for Queen Elizabeth I.
But T. Crapper was given credit for inventing the modern, flushable 'Porcelain Pool'.