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Ker-chew

There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew” His cousin next door was named “Flu” He found "cold" in the hallway, And threw up on the walkway, I do hope he doesn’t find you! ~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~

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  1. Date: 3/2/2012 9:34:00 PM
    POKEY..READING UP ON SOME OLD CONTEST* CONGRATULATIONS~ WITH YOUR AWESOME WIN! ;-)*always..pd

  1. Date: 1/10/2012 5:51:00 AM
    Nice personification, reads well, enjoyed!

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Many thanks, Nick!
  1. Date: 1/9/2012 10:17:00 PM
    loved it loved it. A WELL deserved win. Congratulations.

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks so much, Andrea!
  1. Date: 1/9/2012 7:14:00 AM
    Pokey congrats on your win..David

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you, David! It was fun to write!
  1. Date: 1/9/2012 6:58:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in Gwen's "Sneezing Limerick" contest Pokey. Love, Carol

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks so much, Carol!
  1. Date: 1/9/2012 6:20:00 AM
    a really cute limerick to fit the bill in this cool contest. Congratulations on a fine win here Pokey

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:50:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you, Robert, I had fun writing it!
  1. Date: 1/8/2012 10:12:00 PM
    Liked this Pokey. Congratulations

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you, Bob!
  1. Date: 1/8/2012 7:53:00 PM
    You had the cold, the flu and the ker-chew...love it !! Congrats on your win !!

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you, Debra!
  1. Date: 1/8/2012 6:53:00 PM
    Congratulations Pokey on your win .Enjoyed your Limerick very much.

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank You!
  1. Date: 1/8/2012 6:29:00 PM
    Pokey-Another new name in the winner's circle! Congrats on your winning write. Trust me, judging this was not easy. I judged the first 2 rounds and then I took the last 16 entries to the ice cream parlor to be read aloud..the other 2 poetry judges would rate them on laff-ability. The male judge loved your personification of the flu symptoms and wasn't gonna let your entry go below top 5...Thanks for making my evening so enjoyable! Gwendolen

    Lanford Avatar Pokey Lanford
    Date: 1/12/2012 8:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you very much, Gwendolen, and please forgive my slow response, as my Mother has been in the hospital. God bless you, I enjoyed writing this. Was much fun!
  1. Date: 12/29/2011 11:31:00 PM
    Pokey, this is so funny, I really like the angle you take with it, best of luck in the contest. Greg

  1. Date: 12/29/2011 9:51:00 PM
    Pokey, this is fantastic! Very clever and cute. Best wishes in the contest! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 12/29/2011 9:20:00 PM
    Hi Pokey, this one is so cute. best wishes in the contest! :) Catie

  1. Date: 12/29/2011 8:14:00 PM
    Pokey, this is really good and funny. I am reading a lot of great limericks in this contest, YIKES. mine may not hold up. I am going to work on it!! Luv, Andrea