And God said let there be light and there was!
Light so bright, Eve's hair shone and Adam's teeth twinkled!
Light in the darkness of eternity
lightening up trails never fully imagined
(imagination having not yet been invented).
Yep, ol' God he lit that fire 'neath Eve and Adam.
And Adam got mad 'cause he thought that God had him
in an impossible situation.
“Who is this God who makes me feel like
when a good lookin' woman offers me fruit off a tree
I can't take it??”
Adam got all rebellious. His bowels felt eerily jello-ish.
He acted impulsively, set the course for humanity...
too bad Adam didn't have a mother.