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I wish my couch was a toilet

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I wish my couch was a toilet

I wish my couch was a toilet.
It would be so squishy soft.
When I went to sit down,everyone would scoff.
I wish my couch was a toilet.
And no one could ever spoil it.
So when...I spin on a whim!

Alas...oh alas.
Just think of the cleaning.
There would be no scrubbing bubbles.
Only lots of troubles.
Just think of the toilet rings.
The would not be fit for 3 kings.

Alas...oh alas.
I still wish my couch was a toilet! ;P

(I was feeling funny today!! ;P)

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  1. Date: 12/8/2011 12:52:00 PM

    Stopping back to read more of your excellent poetry today Morgan. Please continue with your writing and share it with us. Don't forget to enter some of the member contests. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 12/6/2011 9:48:00 AM

    * "HAHAHAHA * IT WOULD BE NICE IF THAT TOILET WERE SO COZY SOFT * MY DEAR SWEET BEAUTIFUL MORGAN * LOVE THE LIGHT-HEARTED CREATIVITY OF BEAUTIES * YESSS * SOMETIMES PLEASING CAN BECOME A TAD BIT MESSY BUT * OWWW THE JOY *.* WANTING TO WISH YOUR PRECIOUS LOVELY HEART * HAPPY HOLIDAYS * MY LUV, FOREVER & ALWAYS * SARAH." *

  1. Date: 11/28/2011 8:15:00 PM

    Funny lil' quirky poem here, Morgan. Yeah, it would be neat to at least try out a couchilet, but it sure wouldn't be hygienic in the long run lol.

  1. Date: 11/28/2011 7:04:00 PM

    I agree - that you were feeling funny today. Smiling on the couchlet idea.