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Black Friday Dreaming

Talk about a Christmas miracle I tell you it was just amazing, The sale of the century and it set my charge card blazing. Why they were practically giving the stuff away I couldn’t just turn and leave, The prices were so Earth-shatteringly low it was impossible to believe. And no one seemed to be around and there was an oversupply of stock, No pushing or shoving anywhere, I was the only shopper on the block. The checkout lines were completely empty and I didn’t have to wait, And the gourmet coffee that the bagger gave me really tasted great. And then my alarm went off and I saw that it was three o’clock in the morning, I had to be ready to go by four or my sister would leave me without warning. Black Friday comes but once a year, she said, so be ready or be in trouble deep, But I preferred shopping in my dreams so I rolled over and went back to sleep.

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  1. Date: 12/5/2011 3:19:00 PM

    Haha! Great poem!

  1. Date: 11/28/2011 3:38:00 PM

    The dollar you save you don't have to earn Tony, have you heard that said..? real good write here by the way..!

  1. Date: 11/28/2011 12:11:00 PM

    great and funny poetry mate, you are a character Tony:) twice blest across the room you saw, a little shiela, right 4 sure...great outcome mate...

  1. Date: 11/25/2011 10:46:00 PM

    I take back what I said down here earlier. In the future I will avoid shopping the day BEFORE Black Friday because Thanksgiving is now the NEW Black Friday!

  1. Date: 11/25/2011 8:55:00 PM

    I figured it must be a dream when there was no one else there. You made the right decision in the end!

  1. Date: 11/25/2011 1:56:00 PM

    LOL, yes, this will definitely only happen in a dream, Tony. If only...

  1. Date: 11/25/2011 12:46:00 PM

    This is just too cute, I thoroughly enjoyed this one Tony ;) thank you for your prayers as well. enjoy the weekend and the dreaming ;) love Wilma

  1. Date: 11/25/2011 11:37:00 AM

    Same here my friend.... rolled right over and waited for the coffee to brew...Another good write for today... Michael

  1. Date: 11/24/2011 11:45:00 AM

    I always avoid shopping on this ridiculous day, Tony. WEll said!! Happy thanksgiving to you!

  1. Date: 11/24/2011 11:24:00 AM

    I'm with you, Tony. The super deals just aren't worth the stress and insanity. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. Kim

  1. Date: 11/24/2011 10:22:00 AM

    Good one! Ha ha...that"s the best thing to do on that day! My Black Friday days are behind me thank goodness.

  1. Date: 11/24/2011 9:57:00 AM

    Well written poem, Tony. Of course it had to be a dream, eh? Might as well stay there until Black Friday is over.

  1. Date: 11/24/2011 6:41:00 AM

    Really cute poem, Tony. I'm sitting out on Black friday this year, I only need to pick up one more gift anyway. Loved it! Happy Thanksgiving! Catie :)

  1. Date: 11/24/2011 6:00:00 AM

    LOVE IT! BUT THEN--Your Work Is always a Pleasure!