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Goats in Space

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Goats in Space

I once read a myth about a giant goat that ate the moon, I don’t expect that this possibility will happen any time too soon. The technology necessary to get a goat launched into outer space, Has never been a priority among the Capra aegagrus hircian race. It seems that their scientists have had lots of better things to do, Like determining the best things for goats to stand around and chew. And once the tasting of everything on Earth has finally taken a toll, I’m sure that they will turn their sights towards setting a lunar goal. But they’re not the only ones on the farm thinking about making a lunar trip, They’re in for some competition so they’d better start cracking the whip. Because the barnyard mice have been earning advanced engineering degrees, And they are fully convinced that the moon is made of cheese.

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  1. Date: 10/29/2011 3:44:00 AM
    HMMM! I wonder-----Where did you acquire that Beautiful mind of yours??

  1. Date: 10/27/2011 7:47:00 PM
    we had two goats when I was little. Their names were pinky and bluey~N

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    We had two goats they were Ruby Nubian and Gertrude.
  1. Date: 10/27/2011 12:21:00 PM
    Stopping by to thank you for your kind comments on my writing Tony. I enjoyed reading yours today. Love, Carol

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you Carol.
  1. Date: 10/27/2011 9:58:00 AM
    Good one! Ya gave me a chuckle...

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Then I am enriched.
  1. Date: 10/27/2011 9:10:00 AM
    Smile, *^_^* “I Am Kind of Bummed A Bit Because I Saw Your Poes Title & Said to Myself, I Should Have Thought of This My Dear Precious Tony! *^_^* You Wouldn't Mind If I Borrowed From Its Themeful Reflections Would You??? *^_^* Besides, When I Was A Child I Used to Dream About Suckling Milk From The Three Longated Nipples of She-Goat * I Know, Tis Kind of Strange, Indeed!” === My Love, Always, Jasper *

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Mind? I insist.
  1. Date: 10/27/2011 9:09:00 AM
    Well put Tony! Left me with a smile on my face. Steve

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Steve.
  1. Date: 10/27/2011 6:37:00 AM
    enjoyed this creative write with tinges of humor very much Tony.

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I'll shoot for soaked next time.
  1. Date: 10/27/2011 5:31:00 AM
    Hi i know a good shrink. Not really. I enjoyed that its makes me laugh x

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Oh, you're not the first to offer.
  1. Date: 10/27/2011 5:25:00 AM
    suffering sand goannas mate, ya have me laughing off me face, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, put them goats in charge says he, or mousy mick...

    Lane Avatar Tony Lane
    Date: 10/28/2011 1:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I'm on the "B" ark.