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About This Poem

BEER

A glass of milk is something I fear
Please do not pour me a glass my dear
You'll be mad as a skunk
When I'm coming home drunk
But to tell you the truth I like beer.

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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 11/21/2012 9:15:00 PM
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    Vince,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*
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    Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 6/5/2012 8:14:00 PM
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    Hehe! Yeah, ain't that truth! Ya dun gud mahn! I read your limerick in my blog, Vince....just not replying to that particular blog for some very strange reason that I am not even quite aware of! Boy, I could tweak that 'Chris' limerick into a doozy that shouldn't be posted on the Soup ha! Thanks for the laugh.
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    Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 5/29/2012 3:51:00 PM
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    Sorry Vince :) I like milk and I like this cute poem. :) hugs and smile to you :)
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    Robert Pettit
    Date: 2/2/2012 1:26:00 PM
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    Reminds me a bit of the song by Tom T. Hall. Good limerick on a good subject.
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    Joe Maverick
    Date: 1/16/2012 1:18:00 AM
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    There's nothing like the truth, (and the fear of milk ) to grab the audiences attention..! as well put as the smile you've given me cause to display; Vince, and i do thank you for the many good comments...) yours Joe...
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    elizabeth wesley
    Date: 1/2/2012 8:15:00 PM
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    What can be better than a cold one on a hot day? Makes everything right!
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    Phyllis Babcock
    Date: 11/21/2011 7:54:00 PM
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    Not much of a beer drinker but like my rye and coke . I quit my job in Nov. and now have time to do some writing. Sort of in a slow down mode. soup mail
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    James Fraser
    Date: 11/15/2011 2:27:00 PM
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    Hic! nice one Vince. I so love the spate of Limericks that have been doing the rounds recently on the Soup. They sure have taken off and rightly so. Many thanks for the lovely comment on my featured poem, much appreciated :)
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 11/7/2011 10:33:00 PM
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    Good one, Vince! I enjoy a good limerick.
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    Zzzzz Zzzzz
    Date: 10/27/2011 3:03:00 AM
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    You rascal! A fun write.
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    Mohammad Yamin
    Date: 10/24/2011 11:34:00 AM
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    I like your poem although I am not so great a fan of beer. I like Gin an Tonic but don.t come home drunk. I believe in civility in drinking. Keep it up, dear friend. -Mohammad
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    Barbara Gorelick
    Date: 10/24/2011 11:00:00 AM
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    Me too.....lol. good one. BG


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