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Beers and Tears

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The two monkeys on the branch seem like a family and watched this show where the dad farts and the children laugh at the wife's discuss...


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Beers and Tears

Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer

Edward J Ebbs
Limerick Contest - I am not a beer drinker :-)

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  1. Date: 10/26/2011 1:11:00 PM
    Congrats on your win..Sara

  1. Date: 10/26/2011 6:14:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in Moses' "Limericks" contest Ed. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/25/2011 9:08:00 AM
    Congrats Ed on a wonderful win with this witty Limerick luv.. good luck on your first contest on PS.. am working on my entry for u.. kudos..

  1. Date: 10/20/2011 9:42:00 PM
    hahaha, good one on family relations! The farting dad and laughing kids as mom moans!

  1. Date: 10/12/2011 11:07:00 AM
    Wow, Cool!

  1. Date: 10/11/2011 4:53:00 PM
    wow

  1. Date: 10/11/2011 2:36:00 PM
    cheers!

    Ebbs Avatar Ed Ebbs
    Date: 10/11/2011 2:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    What is so funny is after I posted this I re-read the poem and thought, oh crap, people are going to think all I do is drink beer and fart. LOL, so I was worried enough about it at the moment, I put a disclaimer and then started to laugh at myself.