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Overcharged: Getting away with murder - murderous thoughts

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Overcharged: Getting away with murder - murderous thoughts

I decided he had to die,
So held on and swung from his tie.
But the blooming tie ripped,
And my victim just flipped:
I’m banned from his shop; don’t know why…

Jack Horne for Susan's contest

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  1. Date: 10/29/2011 2:58:00 PM
    Way to go Jack. Tony

  1. Date: 10/28/2011 2:57:00 PM no no! do not strangle sentient beings!! Congrad's Light & Love

  1. Date: 10/26/2011 6:30:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win in my contest! great visual and funny too :)

  1. Date: 10/26/2011 6:04:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Getting Away with Murder" contest Jack. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/24/2011 11:57:00 PM
    This one sure deserved a win. Congratulations, Jack!

  1. Date: 10/24/2011 9:16:00 PM
    Congrats Jack on a fantastic win with this awesome write my friend.. always a pleasure to read your words...

  1. Date: 10/8/2011 6:56:00 AM
    Omg that is is ridiculously funny !

  1. Date: 10/8/2011 2:57:00 AM
    Great poem Jack as usual. Well done and good luck in the contest, it will do well. Lee

  1. Date: 10/7/2011 9:04:00 PM
    Jack-very creative-Much luck to you in the contest :)

  1. Date: 10/7/2011 7:39:00 PM
    Was it a cheap tie shop? Tony

  1. Date: 10/7/2011 7:38:00 PM
    hahaha. I LOVE This and hope Susan does too!

  1. Date: 10/7/2011 6:08:00 PM
    You have two clever Limericks one right after the other! I laughed at this one, quite funny it is! You sure have a talent for humor! Awesome work!!

  1. Date: 10/7/2011 4:53:00 PM
    Funny one....I can see the swing and kerploop!! so funny! must have been a clip on tie!