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A Few of My Suckiest Things with apologies to Julie Andrews

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Below is the poem entitled A Few of My Suckiest Things with apologies to Julie Andrews which was written by poet Joe Flach. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

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A Few of My Suckiest Things with apologies to Julie Andrews

Stubbing my toeses and whiskers on women
Stepping on nettles and by a swarm of bees bitten
Bounded like hostages tied up with strings
These are a few of my suckiest things

White collared phonies and bills piled in oodles
Bad smells and poop felled from schnauzers and poodles
Old geezers who cry when the old swooner sings 
These are a few of my suckiest things

News from the presses with more stock value slashes
Cornflakes that grow soggy when in the milk splashes
Little wood splinters that felt like a sting
These are a few of my suckiest things

When the moon lights
When the glee sings
When I’m feeling glad
I stumble upon one of my suckiest things
And everything turns bad

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  1. Date: 10/11/2011 10:58:00 AM
    Congratulations on your poetry placing in Nancy's contest Joe. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/10/2011 10:47:00 PM
    Congrats Joe on HM in this contest.. a wonderful write expressing the theme.. enjoy special honor..

  1. Date: 10/10/2011 9:56:00 PM
    I sing Julie and Dick in my head most frequently! Thanks for the fun write and for supporting my contest. Namaste~N

  1. Date: 10/6/2011 7:24:00 PM
    congratulations on a hilarious poem! great job!

  1. Date: 10/6/2011 3:56:00 PM
    I love this! Laughed all the way through it. Kim

  1. Date: 10/6/2011 1:50:00 PM
    well I sang it, it works, way to go Joe, good luck in the contest

  1. Date: 10/6/2011 12:59:00 PM
    I had thought about doing mine this way too, but you did it fantasticly. no way to compete. sounds great, i mean suckish :P good luck in nancy's contest!

  1. Date: 10/6/2011 12:56:00 PM
    Yes, this is the way to do it people. Great one. Tony