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The Standard of the High Life

The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap

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  1. Date: 4/12/2013 8:06:00 PM

    too funny,,,, when I was waitressing, I never expected tips, though I got them every night. you have a great evening Duke ;}

  1. Date: 10/1/2011 11:34:00 PM

    i can't do anything but weep my life is a total mess since it's a person less my lifestyle i would love to keep idk lol Keep writing :)

  1. Date: 9/30/2011 10:00:00 PM

    Correct me if I am wrong....are u writing that the govt owes you something...? lol. This is a hoot! Love these fun limericks....poor Miss Muffet too who was drug into the boxing ring with the rest of politics! All the best, Duke.

  1. Date: 9/29/2011 1:15:00 AM

    oh, you are so mean in this one. hahaha. I see you really LOVE limericks. Even more than me, from what I can see. You sure have a lot posted. When I have more time, I hope to see them all.

  1. Date: 9/25/2011 7:22:00 PM

    Duke, hehehhe, i'm no where near cheap... take care,..lINDA