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About This Poem

viagra please 

Sagging
Wagging
Shagging
Ragging
Need blue pill for sagging, wagging dick
Leads to thrills for shagging, ragging chick

8/21/11

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  1. Pickett Avatar
    Richard Pickett
    Date: 9/14/2011 9:38:00 AM
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    OMG this is so funny....If I ever have to resort to Big Blue...I think I shall just go fishing...lol...God Bless..Taz
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 8/29/2011 9:19:00 AM
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    Susan, look at the way this is bringing out the vanity in a few of the guys here. hahaha. Never lose your humor, sweetie. I'm outta here! Have a nice day!
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    Matthew Anish
    Date: 8/27/2011 9:53:00 PM
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    Pretty risque for the "soup". Amusing little piece! Peace & Love Matthew Anish
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 8/26/2011 12:00:00 AM
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    hmmm, please tell me you just didn't get it entered in time!!! It is SO funny

    Susan Avatar Black Eyed Susan Date: 8/26/2011 1:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    it was definitely entered - guess he just didn't like it.
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    jack horne
    Date: 8/25/2011 5:38:00 PM
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    LOL, I just had to read this when I saw the title - a sure winner : )
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    Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
    Date: 8/25/2011 4:20:00 PM
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    Susan-This is great-I love it!!! Thanks so much for sharing :)
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    Sara Kendrick
    Date: 8/24/2011 9:29:00 AM
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    Cute..Good words to describe the situation..Thanks for stopping by..I believe the fact that God made man in his image is the key..Man was the highest creation so his DNA is the creations before plus the extra that separates man from the other..Sara
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    kash poet
    Date: 8/24/2011 2:37:00 AM
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    Very nice......BTW is it only available in BLUE?
  1. Aechtner Avatar
    Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 8/24/2011 1:42:00 AM
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    Ha! Omg, this poem is so entertaining to someone like me! Wow, if I took viagra, I would turn into a friggin' nuclear bomb :D~Blow the entire planet apart with a gigantic mushroom....shaped....
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    nette onclaud
    Date: 8/23/2011 11:43:00 PM
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    lol, i love the clever way this was conveyed, susan.. so amusing!! ..come join my new contest..:) huggs, nette
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    John Smith
    Date: 8/23/2011 10:42:00 PM
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    Pills for thrills: Sildenafils (generic Viagara). Love the poem; too funny.
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 8/23/2011 10:21:00 PM
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    ALLRIGHT another raunchy one. (I was told mine was raunchy, so I am rooting for more of the same here of the tyburn variety). This was GREAT, Susan. You know what they say about dirty minds. . . (we think alike)


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