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A Recipe for Promiscuity

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A Recipe for Promiscuity

Recipe for Promiscuity

Boring
Snoring
Warring
Whoring
Long life with a boring, snoring sod
made the wife a warring whoring broad.


For Dr. Ram Mehta's Tyburn Contest


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  1. Date: 9/17/2013 1:18:00 PM
    Now this is funny. I'm not familiar with this form but love the poem. This goes in my favs.

  1. Date: 4/23/2013 12:22:00 PM
    I've never seen this form before, but WOW, this one is clever! I loved how you rhymed "sod" with "broad."

  1. Date: 8/29/2011 11:33:00 PM
    write your style, 'cause it ROCKS!

  1. Date: 8/29/2011 9:57:00 AM
    You got hit on a lot for your 'Recipe.' hmm... Promiscuity's a pop topic in poet world. D'ya think 'Promiscuity for Dummies' would sell well?

  1. Date: 8/27/2011 11:15:00 PM
    Well done congratulations! Lee

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 11:13:00 PM
    Not a recipe I would want to follow, but understandable consequences. :-) Congrats, and twins sound fun. luv Margaret

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 4:19:00 PM
    number one that is, not no one : )

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 4:17:00 PM
    a well deserved no one : ) Many congrats, my friend. I'll read your latest poems tonight after sending out all the congrats

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 12:42:00 PM
    congrats on win, hope you don't mind but I will not be saving this recipe:)

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 10:49:00 AM
    This is a witty poem, Andrea. You packaged it wonderfully. Congratulations! Yeeyyy!!! 1st place!! :)

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 7:34:00 AM
    Congratulations on your number 1 spot in the contest Andrea. My friend you so deserve this. I can't tell you how happy I am for you that you took top spot. I just couldn't get my mind to wrap around it so I did not enter this one. I am getting another cup of coffee and going to read this again and add it to my favs. Cheers my friend. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 1:09:00 AM
    thanks for comments and congrats on your 1st place...well-deserved..that piece was such a stunner, jag

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 11:13:00 PM
    Congrats Andrea on your first place win in Tyburn.. great choice of words.. I guess I did not get the idea of this way placing so low..luv..

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 10:54:00 PM
    Congratulations, Andrea! Number one girl you are!!! :)

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 9:51:00 PM
    Nice to see your no. 1 Andrea. Congratulations. Joyce

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 8:56:00 PM
    Mercy Me! Congratulations Andrea on your first place.

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 7:07:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win,Andrea..Good tyburn.

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 5:56:00 PM
    Congratulations on the first place win in my contest, Andrea

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 1:45:00 PM
    Andrea, I love this Tyburn, a masterpiece. Best to you in the contest, I just know it will place high! Caryl

  1. Date: 8/24/2011 10:49:00 PM
    Ahhh Andrea is getting raunchy with this little poem. Great one my friend. Good luck in the contest. love phyl

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