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A Recipe for Promiscuity

Recipe for Promiscuity

Long life with a boring, snoring sod
made the wife a warring whoring broad.

For Dr. Ram Mehta's Tyburn Contest

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  1. Date: 9/17/2013 1:18:00 PM

    Now this is funny. I'm not familiar with this form but love the poem. This goes in my favs.

  1. Date: 4/23/2013 12:22:00 PM

    I've never seen this form before, but WOW, this one is clever! I loved how you rhymed "sod" with "broad."

  1. Date: 8/29/2011 11:33:00 PM

    write your style, 'cause it ROCKS!

  1. Date: 8/29/2011 9:57:00 AM

    You got hit on a lot for your 'Recipe.' hmm... Promiscuity's a pop topic in poet world. D'ya think 'Promiscuity for Dummies' would sell well?

  1. Date: 8/27/2011 11:15:00 PM

    Well done congratulations! Lee

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 11:13:00 PM

    Not a recipe I would want to follow, but understandable consequences. :-) Congrats, and twins sound fun. luv Margaret

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 4:19:00 PM

    number one that is, not no one : )

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 4:17:00 PM

    a well deserved no one : ) Many congrats, my friend. I'll read your latest poems tonight after sending out all the congrats

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 12:42:00 PM

    congrats on win, hope you don't mind but I will not be saving this recipe:)

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 10:49:00 AM

    This is a witty poem, Andrea. You packaged it wonderfully. Congratulations! Yeeyyy!!! 1st place!! :)

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 7:34:00 AM

    Congratulations on your number 1 spot in the contest Andrea. My friend you so deserve this. I can't tell you how happy I am for you that you took top spot. I just couldn't get my mind to wrap around it so I did not enter this one. I am getting another cup of coffee and going to read this again and add it to my favs. Cheers my friend. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/26/2011 1:09:00 AM

    thanks for comments and congrats on your 1st place...well-deserved..that piece was such a stunner, jag

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 11:13:00 PM

    Congrats Andrea on your first place win in Tyburn.. great choice of words.. I guess I did not get the idea of this way placing so low..luv..

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 10:54:00 PM

    Congratulations, Andrea! Number one girl you are!!! :)

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 9:51:00 PM

    Nice to see your no. 1 Andrea. Congratulations. Joyce

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 8:56:00 PM

    Mercy Me! Congratulations Andrea on your first place.

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 7:07:00 PM

    Congratulations on your win,Andrea..Good tyburn.

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 5:56:00 PM

    Congratulations on the first place win in my contest, Andrea

  1. Date: 8/25/2011 1:45:00 PM

    Andrea, I love this Tyburn, a masterpiece. Best to you in the contest, I just know it will place high! Caryl

  1. Date: 8/24/2011 10:49:00 PM

    Ahhh Andrea is getting raunchy with this little poem. Great one my friend. Good luck in the contest. love phyl

  1. Date: 8/22/2011 5:22:00 PM

    Fine wordage Andrea, which tells many a scene in life, nice one. Thank you for your kind comments on my passion poems. I like to write them every so often :)

  1. Date: 8/22/2011 5:09:00 PM

    Well no stones un turned in this winner... well written piece... love Michael

  1. Date: 8/21/2011 3:13:00 PM

    enjoyed this one. I am thinking of changing parties. none of them tell the trueth. thank you for commenting on my poetry. this internet the Lib. has is alwful, very slow.

  1. Date: 8/20/2011 11:00:00 AM

    Nicely written for the contest,Andrea.Good luck!

  1. Date: 8/20/2011 12:21:00 AM

    This is really cool Andrea ! Awesome write ! Have a great weekend dear poet ! Much love, james

  1. Date: 8/19/2011 10:53:00 PM

    ah that's awsome andrea made me laugh quite merrily!

  1. Date: 8/19/2011 5:21:00 PM

    Andrea, A raunchy Tyburn? This is a first. Doc loves anything with a cause and effect message. Thanks for appreciating my food poetry. You know me, I love food thus writing about it is easy. Perhaps I shall invent a new poetry form for food poems instead of epulaeru. They are fun but becoming a lil boring. Hope this weekend turns out to be a relaxing one for you! I have to catch up on your poetry. Gwendolen

  1. Date: 8/19/2011 3:34:00 PM

    By the way, that parmesan-crusted grouper really is delicious and free of fat!

  1. Date: 8/19/2011 2:54:00 PM

    Oooh, this is powerful, Andrea, for it accurately describes what happens in many marriages. Love it, dear! Best wishes in Dr. Ram's contest. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 8/19/2011 2:45:00 PM

    Gosh Andrea, I had to laugh at your last two lines.. Love the wit ;) how are you doing? Good luck for Dr. Ram's contest, love Wilma