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Gerkey's Jerky

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Gerkey's Jerky

There's a teacher named Gerkey. He sells lots of jerky. If you won't pay, he'll send you away, and you won't get jerky form Gerkey.

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  1. Date: 10/25/2011 3:26:00 PM
    Congrats on the selection. daver

  1. Date: 10/21/2011 5:57:00 PM
    Congratulations on your poem being featured this week, Ryan

  1. Date: 10/14/2011 7:51:00 AM
    Congratulations on your poetry being featured this week Ryan. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/12/2011 1:45:00 PM
    Got a kick out of this one. Here's one for you - There once was a lady named Perkins, who simply doted on gherkins....Against good advice, she ate pickles and spice, and it pickled her internal workins. Congrats on this selection. daver

  1. Date: 8/22/2011 4:18:00 PM
    Congratulations on your placement in Moses' "Boisterous Comedy" contest Ryan. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/22/2011 4:01:00 PM
    Congratulations on the win in the contest of John, Ryan

  1. Date: 8/21/2011 10:39:00 PM
    Great humor with Gerkey's Jerky. Haaaaa! Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 8/21/2011 5:29:00 PM
    hey Ryan congrats on your win david

  1. Date: 8/21/2011 4:51:00 PM
    Congrats Ryan on your super win with this witty write luv.. enjoy...