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Egotistical Twit


I had a boss who thought he was it
He was an Egotistical Twit
When he passed away 
On funeral day
Only two people showed and that’s it

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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 4/6/2013 5:37:00 PM
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    a great limerick, charles

    Sides Avatar Charles Sides Date: 4/6/2013 6:13:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you Andrea, This one is based on true life, which made it all the more enjoyable when it was so well received
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 8/23/2011 1:07:00 PM
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    Congratulations on your placement in Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses" contest Charles. Love, Carol
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    Dr.Ram Mehta
    Date: 8/22/2011 4:13:00 PM
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    Congratulations on the first place win in the contest of carolyn, Charles
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    Black Eyed Susan
    Date: 8/21/2011 10:48:00 AM
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    ha! serves him right! congratulations on your 1st place win :)
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    iolanda Scripca
    Date: 8/21/2011 7:20:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your funny Limerick, Charles. All the best, iolanda
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    Tony Lane
    Date: 8/21/2011 7:08:00 AM
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    Congratulations on your win!!! Tony
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    john freeman
    Date: 8/20/2011 8:05:00 PM
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    A great pleasure to see your poem make the top of the chart,Charles. "Congratlations again on a hilarious poem." Agape, Moses
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    John Smith
    Date: 8/20/2011 5:01:00 PM
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    Congratulations! Great, funny poem.
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    Mystic Rose
    Date: 8/20/2011 4:57:00 PM
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    Poor fellow, I guess he had it coming. Congratulations Charles on your big win.
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    David Williams
    Date: 8/20/2011 4:07:00 PM
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    hey Charles congrats on your win Dave
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    Carolyn Devonshire
    Date: 8/20/2011 4:01:00 PM
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    Charles, this is outrageously funny. Congratulations on your first-place win! If Scrooge hadn't changed his attitude, how many would have shown up for his funeral? Definitely one of the best entries! Check the blog I just posted and you'll find that a dozen people helped decide the rankings for this contest. Love, Carolyn
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    Caryl Ramsdale
    Date: 8/20/2011 3:57:00 PM
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    Congratulations on your win! Good job! Caryl Ramsdale
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    Gwendolen R.
    Date: 8/20/2011 3:33:00 PM
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    A standing ovation. Congrats for this awesome limerick. What a sorry boss. Gwendolen
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    ilene bauer
    Date: 8/15/2011 9:11:00 PM
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    Ha! Very clever and entertaining!