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The Wine Made Me Go

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The Wine Made Me Go

I went to the bathroom it's true.
Got rid of the wine in the loo.
   The wine made me wee.
   Which splashed out on me.
But at least it wasn't doo doo!!!


Written 6/23/11 for Francine Robert's "Bottle of Wine" contest

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  1. Date: 9/7/2011 9:18:00 AM
    Love it! Very Entertaining. Been a while--Nice to hear from you! Thank you for dropping by--I appreciate hearing from you.

  1. Date: 9/6/2011 1:00:00 PM
    Amen for that Marty, Funny, I loved it. It made me smile on my day off.....God Bless....Taz

  1. Date: 8/9/2011 8:48:00 PM
    Too funny, I hope you were a winner, it sure made me smile.

  1. Date: 7/21/2011 2:56:00 PM
    Grinning...Smiling...laughing. Enjoyed.

  1. Date: 6/23/2011 9:14:00 PM
    hahahaha. I LOVE it. so wonderful to see new posts. Let me look at another one.

  1. Date: 6/23/2011 8:24:00 AM
    haha..well u have not lost your sense of humor or wit Marty my friend so missed.. good luck in the contest.. am quite certain Francine will get a big laugh out of this as I did luv.. keep in touch.. hope u will be able to return full strength to PS but I understand.. really I do!!!! luv..