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We're Having Nun of That

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We're Having Nun of That

Two Nuns travel through Europe by car
Guided by the heavens North Star
Transylvania they reach
Hymn singing they preach
Not realizing they have come so far

At a busy junction they now stop
The red light is about to colour swap
Then out of the night
A most scaring sight
Onto their bonnet Dracula did drop

Sister Francine to Sister Helen said
On with the wipers, off with his head
Darn, that never worked
On this darkly toothed berk
He's hanging on, foot down, of they sped

What shall I do, Sister Francine says
Sister Helen shouts, window wiper spray
At the Vatican I filled
It's heavenly chilled
This time he's sure to go away

The Holy Water now having been yield
Has the demons fate now been sealed
To rid of this dross
Please show him your cross
Get the **** off the windshield!




~*~ This piece has been turned into a Limerick from a joke doing the rounds ~*~

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  1. Date: 6/26/2011 6:08:00 AM
    Another laugh out loud write, thoroughly enjoyed reading this morning, thanks... luv Shannon

  1. Date: 6/24/2011 1:43:00 PM
    I hope that they got rid of Dracula forever..That scary blood thirsty devil..Sara

  1. Date: 6/23/2011 2:27:00 PM
    And then came the soul who I watch.....and O' how his writes charm mine innards<------lol...great write dear poet ! C my zoop mail...have a blessed day dear friend ! Much love, james

  1. Date: 6/22/2011 8:52:00 PM
    A hilarious read which I enjoyed.

  1. Date: 6/22/2011 5:54:00 PM
    Great write - I just wondered where this came from. Mike

    Fraser Avatar James Fraser
    Date: 6/23/2011 11:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Hi Mike, ~*~ This piece has been turned into a Limerick from a joke doing the rounds ~*~ I loved it when I read it :)
  1. Date: 6/22/2011 9:55:00 AM
    Wonderful write with humor and wit, James

  1. Date: 6/21/2011 6:35:00 PM
    hehehe And Drac staggered off....very good mate, Don

  1. Date: 6/21/2011 5:35:00 PM
    LOL naughty naughty! no romance for the nun's aye? really great wrap up! Light & Love

  1. Date: 6/21/2011 4:26:00 PM
    cute one

  1. Date: 6/21/2011 4:07:00 PM
    Very entertaining! lol! Suspenseful too - I was wondering what they would do - holy wiper spray - I love it!

  1. Date: 6/21/2011 4:01:00 PM
    rofl. Hilarious, James. You're sure to go to hell for this. lol. Very entertaining write, my friend. Keep 'em coming. :))

    hendricks Avatar delysia hendricks
    Date: 6/21/2011 4:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Nice title, by the way.