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Cheap Wine

Charging nine twenty-five for a glass
Of merlot in this joint? Thanks, I'll pass.
I like Walmart's low rate. 
At just two eighty-eight,
I can drink the whole bottle. What class!

I don't have to own futures and stocks
Or hang out with some overpaid jocks.
'Cuz I've often opined 
That the best wine you'll find
Can be poured from a spout on a box.

Written June 17th for Francine Roberts' Bottle of Wine, (fruit of the vine, when.......) 
contest

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  1. Date: 6/27/2011 11:45:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in Francine's "Bottle Of Wine" contest Jason. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/26/2011 7:15:00 AM

    Congrats Jason on your great big win with this great write luv.. enjoy..

  1. Date: 6/25/2011 7:24:00 PM

    now there is my kinda class ... ever hear of "granny's grape? congrats to you!

  1. Date: 6/25/2011 5:02:00 PM

    Congrats..Sara

  1. Date: 6/25/2011 4:56:00 PM

    Excellent meter and humor. Congrats on a well deserved win!

  1. Date: 6/25/2011 4:18:00 PM

    congrats on your 4th place win in the contest Jason, a very witty entry

  1. Date: 6/25/2011 7:51:00 AM

    Love this one lots (though I am also a fan of stocks and overpaid jocks :)) Congrats. on your win!

  1. Date: 6/17/2011 6:18:00 PM

    Wonderful and strong entry for the contest, Jason

  1. Date: 6/17/2011 11:54:00 AM

    lol. Nice entry for Francine's contest, Jason. The very best of luck to you. :-)