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THE VIRGIN

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THE VIRGIN

A surly old maid
had an urge to be laid
and bemoaned her virginal status
with life discontented
her plight she lamented:
"'tis not easy to live without coitus."

A scheme she invented
got polished and scented
tweaked her pointers to swing more voluptuous
with a rose-scented blanket
and aphrodisiac banquet
whisked her beau to the beach to be fructuous 

Clad in scant mini
whence peeked her bikini
bent on bidding her cherry adieu
purred words mildly profane 
wined him champagne
dined him fare with venereal value 

To hone his libido
entrèed on baked avo
oysters, scallops and honey-glazed almond
lips enticingly luscious
sucked asparagus
sneaked a look if what matters had hardened

As was he, she became cocky:
ogled what was now stocky
with no inhibition she fussed and she flirted
our virgin opened her mouth
with one hand down south
loosened a knot and lay there unskirted

Decidedly heady
her lover was ready
to pick her rosebud unsoiled hitherto
her lush lips he fingered
where he lovingly lingered
to prepare for their kissing debut

With a bolt sat upright
said, his voice somewhat tight:
"Your mouth is a pit of infection.
I swear I was keen
but your mouth lacks hygiene
foul breath made me lose my erection."

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  1. Date: 12/13/2013 7:47:00 PM

    "Your mouth is a pit of infection. I swear I was keen but your mouth lacks hygiene foul breath made me lose my erection." --- stunning stunning

  1. Date: 11/28/2013 8:08:00 AM

    Good morning, this is beyond entertaining. So much fun to reread.

  1. Date: 9/10/2013 4:55:00 AM

    Mucho! Mucho! Better to lose it early... and to a real stallion to whom halitosis is alien when he has to purge the innocence. Top notch poem!

  1. Date: 7/30/2013 6:19:00 PM

    Congratulations Licia, I still stick by my first comment on this one lol, this doesn't count as a visit as it's for congrats, so I will return in due course. Take care, Richard

  1. Date: 7/28/2013 9:56:00 PM

    What a witty and hilarious scene... .... Great poem congratulations on your win

  1. Date: 7/28/2013 3:14:00 PM

    hahaha! Very humorous indeed! :D Congrats!

  1. Date: 7/28/2013 12:55:00 AM

    Biggest congratulations on your super win my dear friend Delysia! This is a great and excellent write indeed which I greatly love and enjoyed this afternoon. Thank you so much for sharing and again, Congratulations! love lots and big big hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 7/27/2013 9:23:00 PM

    Congratulations on your funny story and win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 7/27/2013 8:25:00 PM

    Hilarious! Congratulations on a very fine win, Licia!

  1. Date: 7/27/2013 5:14:00 PM

    Delysia a hoot love it congrats on fine win Shadow x smiles

  1. Date: 7/27/2013 1:37:00 PM

    Delysia, congratulations with your surprising winning poem in 'Giorgio Veneto' contest. always~ LINDA

  1. Date: 7/27/2013 10:52:00 AM

    Very hilarious....... YOU made me laugh. Really something different! Congratulations.

  1. Date: 7/27/2013 9:20:00 AM

    Congrats..Sara

  1. Date: 7/26/2013 7:40:00 PM

    WOW... left me Speechless but not blind... Congrats, sweetheart... Jake

  1. Date: 7/26/2013 6:31:00 PM

    Congratulations on you excellent win. Connie

  1. Date: 7/26/2013 9:01:00 AM

    Enjoyed reading this one again. Have a great day. Thanks for your visits. Hugs Rick.

  1. Date: 7/23/2013 7:22:00 PM

    OK! OK!...I give up, I surrender!...I am mere putty in your hands (oops), My statue is clay waiting to be molded (oops again) I will say no more, my lips are sealed...

  1. Date: 5/11/2013 8:13:00 PM

    Oh Licia....this is AMAZING! I was just on my way to read Voice in my Head and I had to stop here. I'm glad I did. How do you do it, woman? I'm amazed! I do feel sorry for her, though! I mean so went through all that trouble to be outdone by halitosis! Great write! Guess the cherry is still...ummmm...intact? I can't even do this with any amount of wit! HA HA!

  1. Date: 5/11/2013 8:13:00 PM

    Oh Licia....this is AMAZING! I was just on my way to read Voice in my Head and I had to stop here. I'm glad I did. How do you do it, woman? I'm amazed! I do feel sorry for her, though! I mean so went through all that trouble to be outdone by halitosis! Great write! Guess the cherry is still...ummmm...intact? I can't even do this with any amount of wit! HA HA!

  1. Date: 5/9/2013 3:43:00 PM

    Now I'd of turned her over lol, Do love your humour, Take care, Richard

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