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My Cat

I love my cat.

She has 4 legs 

and a tail 

and nice ears 

and a cute little nose.

She is gray with black stripes.

Her eyes are kinda green

kinda yellow.

I don't know what colour this is?

Her name is Bast.

This is the name of a very pretty cat goddess

who lives where the pyramids grew.

When my cat is happy she purrs.

So do I.

My cat is soft and warm.

My cat likes to eat food.

Right now I am feeding her special food for young cats.

She likes this better than the last stuff.

She eats all day long.

I do too.

If I become fat

or she becomes fat

I will cut down on our food.

My cat also likes to drink water.

So do I.

I got rid of her cat bowls.

Now she uses the same bowls I do.

I think this makes her feel extra special.

When my cat wants to play outside

she meows and scratches at the door.

This is how I know if she wants to play outside.

My cat poops in the neighbour's yard

so I don't have to clean her litter box too much.

I love my cat.

If I was a cat I would marry her.

We could have a honeymoon in the park.

I would dance around

and watch her climb trees.

At night my cat sleeps on top of me.

If she moves around too much

she wakes me up.

This makes me mad.

But she doesn't care.

She just looks at me.

And looks at me.

Then waits for me to fall back asleep

so she can sleep on top of me some more.

But I still love my cat.

Very much.

Even if she makes me mad sometimes.

But only now and then.

She creates far more happiness than anger.

I suppose this is how it is for some married couples?

Cats are great.

I wish more people had a cat like mine

because then everyone else would be happy just like me.

One great big happy world

filled with peaceful thoughts instead of so much pain and war.

I hope she lives a long time.

When she dies I will get another cat

because they are so nice.

And when I die 

I will meet all of my cats

up in heaven.

I love my cat.

And she loves me.

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  1. Date: 8/26/2011 3:11:00 AM

    I had to get up and go pee in the middle of reading this, i was laughing so hard... comes as close as it gets to making me want to become a click addict. thanks chris and nikko for the turn-on... you have made this particular bout of insomnia a pleasure!

  1. Date: 6/9/2011 10:25:00 AM

    Congratulations on a well deserved win in poet Destroyer's "Best Pet Or Animal Poem" contest Chris. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/5/2011 1:56:00 PM

    such childlike innocence, I can see it as a children book! Me too cat person here! Congrad's Light & Love

  1. Date: 6/5/2011 4:51:00 AM

    Congrats Chris - cats are so enjoyable when they want to be. This poem captured the essence of cat-dom very well. Mike

  1. Date: 6/5/2011 12:18:00 AM

    oh, yes, I remember this sweet one!! Congratulations, Chris, on a top dog spot in the cat contest.

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 11:20:00 PM

    So sorry poor sweety cat, I did not mean to step on your tail. I am mean. Oh I mean the mousies are mean. That is why I got bored with my mouse! haha! I hope I did not break your tail. oh geez why I am back to writing this way? I swear you put some sort of hypnotic writing in here! LOL

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 10:58:00 PM

    oh!!!! My favorite cat poem!! oh mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! I am so happy up to cat heaven happy that this won-- I am the happiest My Cat poem fan now. ^_^ Congratulations dear cat that your poem dedicated to you won with Bob's cats -- I hope this gets so many more views!! hahahhaha

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 10:58:00 PM

    Chris--glad to see a cat and a dog are still at the top of the food chain as far as domesticated animals go!! Congrats on this simply stated poem regarding your affection toward your cat! I have visited it a few times just to reread it. Awesome entry, friend. Gwendolen

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 1:29:00 PM

    Awww, very sweet. Congrats to you, Chris : )

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 12:55:00 PM

    great job in contest Luv*Skat

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 12:20:00 PM

    Oooooh such a sweet one..this poem and your cat.many Congrats Chris on your wonderful win.Read Robert's and now yours Chris.remembering mine today, a long time ago I had two kittens with me in college..they were the sweetest and cutest.they slept with me in my bed,had to give them away when I left.wish I had a cat now...gautami

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 9:21:00 AM

    My congratulations on the first place win in the contest of p.d., Chris

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 8:52:00 AM

    Dear Chris, I used to let my cats sleep with me until one's claw tore open the water bed. Cats really are part of the family and I love the way you described Bast. Congratulations on your first-place win! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 8:12:00 AM

    Congrats to cool cat Chris for this cool cat first place win my friend.. meow.. with luv..

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 7:36:00 AM

    Fun poem to read. Congratulations on your win.

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 6:13:00 AM

    congrats on this exceptional win. cory

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 3:54:00 AM

    Congrats on your well deserved first place win*cheers*

  1. Date: 6/4/2011 1:39:00 AM

    Congrats on your win. This piece had me smiling! Best wishes Em :)

  1. Date: 5/15/2011 12:32:00 PM

    thanks, cat poop scooped. lol see you later, mr. you love your cat

  1. Date: 5/12/2011 3:55:00 PM

    Excellent.

  1. Date: 5/6/2011 10:47:00 PM

    I am back to this poem. It is my favorite. I love this poem and I love your cat, too :D. Haha oh, my captcha is kind of funny. But I won't say anymore what it is. It is just sort of funny for me. Do you want me and my mouse to click again? But it is still tired. Also, I love coloring. I made a drawing of my mouse using Crayola Crayons. You made your crayons so happy, writing about them. The world is a happier place now. Hi Alexa, you are so cool to say that, I hope you come by here again :D.

  1. Date: 5/5/2011 10:55:00 AM

    Heya Alexa, thanks for dropping by. Errr, a lot of those views are from the same people repeatedly clicking on my poem over and over again lol.

  1. Date: 5/4/2011 7:13:00 AM

    Oh, wow. Whoop-dee-doo! I was starting to think you were incorrigible in the spelling department. Haha, isn't it great to be enlightened? Salamanders are the coolest, especially that particular salamander. A chameleon can only change colors, my salamander can change species!

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 9:16:00 PM

    Elaine, thank you for stopping by! *purrrrr*

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 9:15:00 PM

    M. Alpestris, how is this for spelling? Hey, I understand your comment with the salamander now....it's all in the name lol.

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 11:52:00 AM

    By the way, I just noticed...my name's still wrong...is that intentional, or what? Haha, I don't know anymore...if not, then, no one can help you now!

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 11:47:00 AM

    Yeah, I wonder what it is too...it could get confusing sometimes. It seems you have quite the tendency of putting words in my mouth, so to speak, erm, write. Careful there now. I did not imply anything about getting bored here, did I? I just have certain conditions I'd like to adhere to, is all. Anyway, thanks for putting up with me in this crazy c(h)at...and yeah, you too, Nikko!. I've always been on this side of weird, so that is that. You all have fun now!

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 9:54:00 AM

    Heya again, M. Alpetstris. Hmmmm, wonder wot your real name is? I took your advice and took a peek at the Bast info on wiki....boy, that isn't a very flattering picture lol. It has been a pleasure 'chatting' with you in my comments. Are you saying that you are bored with the Soup?

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 6:09:00 AM

    So yeah, the cat's out of the bag (sort of). It's been cool spending time here, but I've got other fish to fry (no, I'm not a cat)...I'm leaving for greener and more peaceful pastures (No, I'm not a cow either. Or a goat. Or a sheep. Or any other ruminant). Actually, I'm more of a salamander. Ah, forget me not? Guffaw! Go figure.

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 6:07:00 AM

    Oh, call me what you will. Game's up anyway. Besides, I'm used to that kind of thing. If you knew my real name (Whaat, I'm not using my real name??), you'd probably get that wrong too. Well now. Don't knock Wikipedia. It's a pretty good source of amusement. Go take a peek. I won't tell on you!

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