Below is the poem entitled A New Monster in Loch Ness which was written by poet
Talbott. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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I saw the huge beast from the dock.
The scene evoked bowel loosening shock.
Run and hide, Nessie!
It's about to get messy.
Rosie O'Donnell* is swimming in the Loch.
(*or insert your "favorite" celebrity name here)