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How To Lose A Bikini

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Below is the poem entitled How To Lose A Bikini which was written by poet Deb Wilson. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

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How To Lose A Bikini

Here's a tale I've told before
From when I was a teen
The subject at the time was sore
For I caused quite a scene!

Had a brand-new bathing suit
My first bikini ever
I figured I looked mighty cute
And that was my endeavor!

Up the high dive I did go
Winking at the guys
Time to give them all a show
Bending legs and thighs

Diving off the board I went
Far as I could take it
One way my body was sent
Bikini didn't make it!

Off it flew into the air
And left a naked me
Falling to the water there
For all the world to see

So embarrassed my face was flushed
Gone was little Miss Sassy
In the water I stayed and blushed
Humiliated lassie!



** for contest "Reconsidering Laughter" sponsored by Desiree Birdseye

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  1. Date: 5/30/2013 9:38:00 PM
    Deb, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if I get no response, everyone still matters, and I try my best... Love love LINDA...

  1. Date: 5/23/2013 7:38:00 PM
    Big heartfelt congrats on your fabulous win my dear friend Deb! This is really great and funny! ;))) Thanks for sharing and the smiles! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 5/22/2013 6:21:00 PM
    Good one Deb, wish I'd been there----too help :D

  1. Date: 3/28/2011 10:58:00 AM
    Fantastic; very funny. I'm sure you got over it.

  1. Date: 3/27/2011 11:19:00 AM
    LOL Life is filled with embarrassing moments like these, Deb. Although my bikini never totally came off when diving into a pool, I did lose my top once body surfing in the ocean. I wouldn't get out of the water until a friend found it and gave it back to me. Great entry for the contest! Wishing you success. Lots of people will relate to this. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 3/27/2011 7:49:00 AM
    Wonderful words to describe your plight Deb and as one who is of the bikini set too I feel for u my friend... cute and clever story and good luck in the contest... a good laugh u allowed others to enjoy at your expense .. and now we reap the rewards of your dilemma by this great poem luv..

  1. Date: 3/27/2011 6:28:00 AM
    Aye, instantly liberated without choice Deb. I need to close my eyes and be polite. Loved this little piece of your history. Good luck in Desiree's contest....:) smiles

  1. Date: 3/27/2011 4:02:00 AM
    Made me laugh, but you did draw a lot of attention. Probablt two sets of cheeks glowing red after this mishap. Excellent write as usual

  1. Date: 3/27/2011 2:39:00 AM
    haha, deb.. it happened to a few friends of mine, speartely.. i had to get a towel to save them... what a laughing gas.. a delightful, creative piece.;) huggs, nette

  1. Date: 3/26/2011 8:31:00 PM
    You fell flat on your well.... A funny story artfully conveyed!

  1. Date: 3/26/2011 7:44:00 PM
    hmmm, did you lose both top AND bottom, that would be the ultimate humiliation!! A really fun read, Deb!

  1. Date: 3/26/2011 7:12:00 PM
    This is cute! I can only imagine how you felt, Deb. Looking back we can laugh but as teens, being embarassed was not funny at all. : ) Thanks for the visit. Love, Annalise

  1. Date: 3/26/2011 6:45:00 PM
    lol, love it Deb, thanks for sharing