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Taming Of A Screwball

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Taming Of A Screwball

         "OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
      cast of characters:
      Julius Caesar
      A Roman Teenaged Kid
      A Roman Guard
      Brutus
      A bunch of Caesars Girlfriends
      A bunch of Roman Senators
   
   Julius picked up the violin and looked at the
kid. ""Et playdimus youdimus?"" he asked.
   "Nonimus!" replied the kid. "Cousinimus Nero
playsimus."
   "Ahhhh," sighed Julius. "Prodigimus bratimus."
   Suddenly a guard ran in, waving his sword and
shouting, "Mightymus Ceasermus! Brutumus et comingus!"
   Just then Brutus comes in, followed by a bunch
of drunk senators. All of Caesars girl friends
run offstage screaming in terror.
   "Ahhhh--Friendimus Brutumus..."" Julius said,
putting his arm around Brutus' shoulder.
   Brutus took out a dagger and promptly
thrusted it up Caesars bellybutton.
   "Ahhhhhhh--Brutumus!"" Caesar repeated.
"Youdimus screwdimus meedimus."
                     curtain
                      (applause)

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  1. Date: 2/9/2012 6:04:00 PM
    Great, original, crazy poem... I loved it greatimus...

  1. Date: 2/9/2012 3:45:00 PM
    Congratimus. Very funimus. Vince

  1. Date: 2/9/2012 11:20:00 AM
    Congratulations on your poetry being featured this week Veebdosa. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/6/2012 11:14:00 PM
    Congratulations on having your poem featured on Poetry Soup this week.................S.Ronthorpe

  1. Date: 3/13/2011 10:03:00 AM
    Smile -- yes, sooner or later we All must face this moment wherein, you either bow unto reality or prepare yourself for your own engraved, fall....thus, i truly love the wisdom to be found amid this historical perhaps account of, a reflection through time ~ love, Always, christopher ~