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Brainectomy

I asked my doc if I
were a brilliant moron
or a retarded genius
and he put me through a series of tests
that showed I needed a brainectomy.

I downloaded all my thoughts
onto a floppy disk
and then learned
that the procedure wasn’t covered
by my health care plan.

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  1. Date: 1/30/2011 12:45:00 PM

    Got that right..Most anything that we think is needed is not covered..Enjoyed the humor..Thanks for stopping and commenting on my work..Sara

  1. Date: 1/30/2011 8:38:00 AM

    LOL Haahaaa.... you made me laugh at loud my friend... thank you for that...Michael

  1. Date: 1/30/2011 7:01:00 AM

    This is so funny!!!! I love it...so creative. ha ha Thanks for sharing! Jodie Q