Below is the poem entitled Brainectomy which was written by poet
Rasmusson. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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I asked my doc if I
were a brilliant moron
or a retarded genius
and he put me through a series of tests
that showed I needed a brainectomy.
I downloaded all my thoughts
onto a floppy disk
and then learned
that the procedure wasn’t covered
by my health care plan.