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OINK VEY - Limerick

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OINK VEY - Limerick

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!

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  1. Date: 3/1/2011 10:54:00 PM

    Many congrats Kory on big win in John Hecks contest.Luv & best wishes - Hitendra Mehta

  1. Date: 2/28/2011 6:32:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in John's contest Kory. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/28/2011 5:12:00 AM

    Hehehehehe. This was funny! Very big congratulations! Love it a luuuut, Sami

  1. Date: 2/28/2011 1:01:00 AM

    This one will always win. It is a PERFECT limerick in my opinion. one of my favs

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 7:12:00 PM

    Oh, funny indeed -- this is a double, double. I love it, Kory. Congratulations on your first place victory. So well deserved. I hope you read John Heck's blog. If you have not, please do. He wrote very good things about your limerick. Best wishes. Deb

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 4:54:00 PM

    The best Limerick I have ever read! Congrat's on your well-deserved first place win, Kory. Elaine

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 11:10:00 AM

    Enjoyed, congrats on you win, great write. Caryl

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 9:12:00 AM

    haha what a very witty limerick, Kory :) super congrats on your top win :D

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 6:12:00 AM

    CONGRATS, Kory! Peace always, John

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 5:47:00 AM

    Maon your no ny hearty congrats to you Kory on your number one!

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 11:59:00 PM

    I sure remember THIS one. One awesome limerick, Kory. Congratulations to you!

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 9:25:00 PM

    toppers! my happy cheers to you for the fine win, kory :) huggs, nette

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 7:02:00 PM

    Good to see you with a top spot, Kory. Congratulations on your worthy poem's honored first place. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 6:23:00 PM

    Very clever and witty limerick, Kory, congratulations on your win in John's contest!~Chris

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 4:59:00 PM

    Go Kory! once again a winner. Light & Love

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 4:20:00 PM

    Congratulations on your win...Sara

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 3:46:00 PM

    Very funny. Congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 2:15:00 PM

    This is one of the best limericks ever!!!! No wonder John laughed and loved it so much!! Congratulations, Kory!!

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 1:53:00 PM

    Nice humour here!Congrats kory on your 1st place win in the contest of John--kashinath

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 12:54:00 PM

    Sorry meant Congrats Kory.. bear with me luv..having vision problems and sorry about the error in names luv.. congrats Kory my friend..enjoy with luv..

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 12:51:00 PM

    Congrats Kashinath on your first place win in John's contest.. amazing .. as always .. enjoy with luv..

  1. Date: 2/23/2011 5:55:00 AM

    Congratulations on your 1st place win in Debbie Guzzi's contest "Limerick II". A well deserved win Kory. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/9/2011 11:22:00 AM

    Hello Kory, This is just to funny, I laughed out loud with this winner. Congratulations on your wonderful win in the contest. As Always, Shar

  1. Date: 2/8/2011 5:51:00 AM

    toppers.. congrats on the big win, kory! :) huggs, nette

  1. Date: 2/8/2011 12:37:00 AM

    This is absolutely the funniest! Well done! Many congrats on your nig win, Kory. Lainie

  1. Date: 2/7/2011 9:10:00 PM

    There was no question in my mind that this one should do very well in the contest. A big congrats to you, my friend. LUv, andrea

  1. Date: 2/7/2011 7:53:00 PM

    Congrats Kory on your first place win in Debbie's contest with this creative write luv.. enjoy your top spot ...

  1. Date: 2/7/2011 7:53:00 PM

    hahaha A super limerick Kory. Lots of congratulations for this win

  1. Date: 2/7/2011 6:21:00 PM

    This one is so hysterical.....well deserving a big number one win!!! Great Job, Kory!!

  1. Date: 2/7/2011 6:06:00 PM

    great and funny one Kory! well deserved win to be sure! Congratulations to you