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OINK VEY - Limerick

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OINK VEY - Limerick

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!

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  1. Date: 3/1/2011 10:54:00 PM
    Many congrats Kory on big win in John Hecks contest.Luv & best wishes - Hitendra Mehta

  1. Date: 2/28/2011 6:32:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in John's contest Kory. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/28/2011 5:12:00 AM
    Hehehehehe. This was funny! Very big congratulations! Love it a luuuut, Sami

  1. Date: 2/28/2011 1:01:00 AM
    This one will always win. It is a PERFECT limerick in my opinion. one of my favs

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 7:12:00 PM
    Oh, funny indeed -- this is a double, double. I love it, Kory. Congratulations on your first place victory. So well deserved. I hope you read John Heck's blog. If you have not, please do. He wrote very good things about your limerick. Best wishes. Deb

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 4:54:00 PM
    The best Limerick I have ever read! Congrat's on your well-deserved first place win, Kory. Elaine

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 11:10:00 AM
    Enjoyed, congrats on you win, great write. Caryl

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 9:12:00 AM
    haha what a very witty limerick, Kory :) super congrats on your top win :D

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 6:12:00 AM
    CONGRATS, Kory! Peace always, John

  1. Date: 2/27/2011 5:47:00 AM
    Maon your no ny hearty congrats to you Kory on your number one!

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 11:59:00 PM
    I sure remember THIS one. One awesome limerick, Kory. Congratulations to you!

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 9:25:00 PM
    toppers! my happy cheers to you for the fine win, kory :) huggs, nette

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 7:02:00 PM
    Good to see you with a top spot, Kory. Congratulations on your worthy poem's honored first place. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 6:23:00 PM
    Very clever and witty limerick, Kory, congratulations on your win in John's contest!~Chris

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 4:59:00 PM
    Go Kory! once again a winner. Light & Love

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 4:20:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win...Sara

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 3:46:00 PM
    Very funny. Congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 2:15:00 PM
    This is one of the best limericks ever!!!! No wonder John laughed and loved it so much!! Congratulations, Kory!!

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 1:53:00 PM
    Nice humour here!Congrats kory on your 1st place win in the contest of John--kashinath

  1. Date: 2/26/2011 12:54:00 PM
    Sorry meant Congrats Kory.. bear with me luv..having vision problems and sorry about the error in names luv.. congrats Kory my friend..enjoy with luv..