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That must've hurt

There once was a young man from New Paltz
Who performed tricks at bowling league halls
One day with his yo-yo
His teammates screamed: "OH, NO!"
When the darn toy got caught 'round their balls!



For Deborah Guzzi
There once was a man from Dunkirk contest

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  1. Date: 2/4/2011 3:12:00 PM

    This is really funny Kory!Thanks for your congratulatory message(and humour)at my page.

  1. Date: 1/30/2011 8:44:00 PM

    REreading this funny one. I forgot to rate it a 7 last time I saw it!

  1. Date: 1/24/2011 6:10:00 AM

    Yikes that must have hurt, hehe.. Enjoyed this Kory, congratulations on your win in DG's contest :) WN

  1. Date: 1/21/2011 10:02:00 AM

    OUCH....guess I am glad I'm not a guy !! Funny !!!

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 11:57:00 AM

    Kory, so happy to see this one in the winners' circle! Congratulations. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 10:00:00 AM

    Naughty but funny! Congratulations on oyour win. Lovingly, Dane Ann

  1. Date: 1/19/2011 6:04:00 AM

    Congratulations Kory on your win in Deborah Guzzi's contest. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 8:15:00 PM

    Hahaha. I really like yours, Kory. This is a very well deserved win. Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 12:40:00 PM

    Ouch oucy Kory, nice one. Congrats on your win....:)

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 12:16:00 PM

    Congrats Kory on your big win in the Limerick contest by Debbie... a great one.. enjoy your top ten victory today with luv .. much more success to come my friend...

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 11:34:00 AM

    Ouch, that had to hurt Kory but it made me laugh. Congratulations! Best to you, Diane

  1. Date: 1/18/2011 9:24:00 AM

    Congratulations ...Sara

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 10:07:00 PM

    LOL the ending just kind of snuck up on me! Great write that looks like a winner to me!

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 8:52:00 PM

    hahaha,I hope this one scores!! Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 6:59:00 PM

    Ewww..he needs to practice...This made me laugh to picture it...welcome to the soup. BG

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 5:27:00 PM

    Kory this is fun and fantastic too.. good luck in the contest and appreciate your warm comment to my entry as well.. my sons all bowl in leagues and this is so apropos to the game.. haha...good one .. look for it on the winners list luv..

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 1:16:00 PM

    Great LOL work..Reads like a winner for sure..Keep the pen flowing creative work..Welcome to soup..May your stay be long with many more creative post..Your presence at my work was like a ray of sunshine this cloudy afternoon..Sara

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 11:53:00 AM

    That's a riot, Kory. You have a great limerick here and I wish you success in Deb's contest. Also want to welcome you to Poetry Soup! We always enjoy seeing new talent come on board. Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy your time here! Best Wishes, Carolyn

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 9:07:00 AM

    This is too.....funny. Thank you for sharing. Lainie

  1. Date: 1/17/2011 7:13:00 AM

    Phew....poor guy....LOL

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