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Pitch Man

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Pitch Man

He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's.

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  1. Date: 2/16/2011 4:42:00 PM

    soupmail (and I remember this poem of yours I loved it)

  1. Date: 1/31/2011 3:06:00 PM

    Good one..Enjoyed..Congratulations on your win..Sara

  1. Date: 1/29/2011 7:13:00 PM

    So funny....I almost missed this one!! Great work, Ray....you gave me a laugh today!! :)

  1. Date: 1/28/2011 8:22:00 PM

    funny stuff..congrats on your BIG win..BG

  1. Date: 1/28/2011 12:45:00 PM

    I loved Kramer! so funny Congrad's on your big win! Light & Love

  1. Date: 1/28/2011 7:01:00 AM

    Good short and sweet poem. Congratulations in garnering the top spot with this entry.

  1. Date: 1/28/2011 3:56:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win Ray. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/28/2011 2:45:00 AM

    Congrat's on your well deserved big win, Ray. Lainie

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 9:59:00 PM

    Hi Ray - Congratulations on your BIG WIN in Rick's "Bad Hair Day" contest. Best wishes, Kory

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 7:40:00 PM

    GREAT win. Congratulations, Sir!

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 6:49:00 PM

    love it, congrats on your first place win in the contest

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 6:35:00 PM

    Congratulations on your win in the contest....Jimmy

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 6:32:00 PM

    Congratulations on the first place win in the contest, Ray

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 6:19:00 PM

    Congratulations on your top win with this funny Chastuska. Joyce

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 5:51:00 PM

    Congrats Ray on your first place win in Bad Hair Day contest with this wonderful write my friend..

  1. Date: 1/27/2011 5:22:00 PM

    Congratulations Ray on your big win in the contest --enjoyed your poem!--kashinath

  1. Date: 1/11/2011 7:58:00 PM

    Very funny poem...Good luck in the contest....Jimmy

  1. Date: 1/11/2011 6:55:00 PM

    great one Ray and good luck in the contest.. luv your title my friend.. hope all is well and wishing u a very Happy New Year luv..

  1. Date: 1/11/2011 6:35:00 PM

    Nice humorous write and a good entry to the contest, Ray