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I wish I had headlice

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I wish I had headlice

I wish I had headlice, so I'd get out of work for a day.
I wish I had headlice, to play hookey, I say
I wish I had headlice, I could trick-or-treat alone
I wish I had headlice, I'd get more loot per home!!
I wish I had headlice, I'd get the block to myself
I wish I had headlice, My candy, My wealth!!
I wish I had headlice, my candy stash would be SOOO BIG!!
But mostly, quite honestly, I wish I had headlice,
'Cause some jerk stole my EFFING WIG!!!!

(TRUE STORY!!)


*for the "Show me the Funny" contest!*

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  1. Date: 12/26/2010 11:56:00 AM
    funny and unique

  1. Date: 11/20/2010 3:34:00 PM
    Congratulations on this well deserved win, Jim

  1. Date: 11/20/2010 1:32:00 PM
    Had a great laugh reading this one, Jim. Congratulations on your win with this witty write! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 11/20/2010 1:15:00 PM
    Great story. congratulations on the win. And maybe he stole some other wigs and did get headlice. Love, joyce

  1. Date: 11/20/2010 11:53:00 AM
    Congrats Jim on your winning poem in Paula's contest with this exceptional entry luv.. a perfect piece to express the theme... true stories are the best ... Happy Thanksgiving to u and yours with luv.

  1. Date: 10/20/2010 5:26:00 AM
    Repetitive lines give a nice tone to the write, Jim

  1. Date: 10/19/2010 8:16:00 PM
    I love it!!!

  1. Date: 10/19/2010 6:01:00 PM
    too funny

  1. Date: 10/19/2010 5:51:00 PM
    Ha! Wot a weird and wacky read....most enjoyed your poem today!~Chris

  1. Date: 10/19/2010 5:32:00 PM
    a specially constructed wig to complement my Buckethead costume......ten years ago, and i'm still cheesed off!!!

  1. Date: 10/19/2010 5:30:00 PM
    what kind of wig?? LOL

  1. Date: 10/19/2010 5:24:00 PM
    funny Jim, i am so smiling at the thought of the poem, have anice one,.(SERVES HIM WELL).p.d.

  1. Date: 10/19/2010 5:22:00 PM
    I guess that you want to get revengue by giving that person headlice..Great write..Sara