I’d like to list my own top ten
But there’s a little twist
This top ten is my Pet Peeves
So let me start the list.
First is backward baseball caps
Which bug me to no end
Then there’s folks who litter
That drives me round the bend.
Tattoos and pregnant smokers
Two more I feel are bad
Late turn signals by some drivers
And arrogant Judge Judy also make me mad.
Make our smallest coin the nickel
Eliminate the penny is what I say
Then the 9/10 on the price of a gallon of gas
Will automatically go away!
Heavy shoppers should stay out of Express lines
Go to regular check-outs instead
And flyers should be made to check luggage
That’s too big to fit overhead.
That’s my top ten list for now
I’m sure I’ll think of more
It’ll give you some idea
Of the things that I abhor!