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ALTOID SALES ERRUPTED

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ALTOID SALES ERRUPTED




Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!


*For the “Political Woes” contest.    You can’t make this stuff up.

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  1. Date: 8/7/2010 7:31:00 PM

    funny yet true--guess hillary doesn't think so.

  1. Date: 7/16/2010 11:10:00 AM

    Congratulations John T on your win in John Freeman's contest "Political Woes" (Wisdom's Words of Truth). Love, Carol

  1. Date: 7/16/2010 8:44:00 AM

    Many congratulations John with your win in John's fine contest with this witty piece >> James

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 8:21:00 PM

    congrats on this winning poem, John, enjoyed the read, excellent. Harry

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 5:09:00 PM

    Interesting perspective on the topic. Congratulations on being one of the winners in John's contest. Keep on writing! Karen

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 4:25:00 PM

    Congrats John on your winning poem in John's contest.. so happy to be sharing the winners circle with so many wonderful poets.. with luv..

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 4:23:00 PM

    Congrats, John. Nice win. Ralph

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 3:19:00 PM

    Congratulations on your success in John's contest, John. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 3:16:00 PM

    Congratulations John, on your excellent written Limerick. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 10:37:00 AM

    Was truly a pleasure to be able to read your poetry today John T. I hope you have a wonderful inspiration filled day. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 7/15/2010 3:53:00 AM

    Oh my, this is so clever, John, and frightfully true as well. Best wishes in John's contest -- I see a winner here! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 7/14/2010 11:50:00 PM

    OMG...you have the most clever of minds...I find this hysterical...your right, you couldnt make it up if you tried. BG

  1. Date: 7/14/2010 10:07:00 PM

    Har Har haha! John, this is hilariously superb! "His Altoids improved the taste!" Haha! Well done, most enjoyed this~Chris