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WACKY WEEKEND CHALLENGE

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WACKY WEEKEND CHALLENGE


DIRE STRAITS was playing on the KITCHEN radio while ROSIE tried in vain to play along 
with “Money for Nothing” on her HAMMOND organ. Her house always looked like a NUCLEAR 
WASTE(land) with huge TID-BITS of food all over the counters and floor. Her husband 
Roscoe was an inept VACUUM SALESMAN who went door to door wearing blue SPANDEX 
BOXER SHORTS. His face was full of zits that looked like LUNAR CRATERS. Roscoe constantly 
dabbed the zits with LISTERINE SOAKED TISSUE(s) as his MEDICINE of choice. It wasn’t 
CONVENTION(al) but it lessened the PAIN somewhat.
 
FRIENDS and neighbors never invited the pair to any of their GIG(s) because they ate 
like “cone heads” when they were in the WINE AND DINE mode. On rare occasions when 
they did partake of a repast at someone’s house they left WORMHOLES in all the sandwiches. 
They would just take a sample bite and put it back on the tray which always reviled the next 
one in line.
 
The two of them are so socially ignorant that when it came time to thank the host for the 
invitation, they felt it was a UFO situation. To them, this meant in their DRIFTING minds they 
were Un F...ing Obligated to say thanks. I say all of this because knowing my brother and 
sister-in-law as I do, I guarantee they will never experience any INSOMNIA or remorse over 
their outrageous public behaviors.

* For entry in the Wacky Weekend Challenge

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  1. Date: 6/27/2010 7:47:00 PM
    Thanks for all the kind posts, it is appreciated. Regarding the relatives, I remember one of them saying to me John, you can pick your nose, you can pick your seat but you can't pick your relatives. LOL! Please check my blog if you have time. All the best JT

  1. Date: 6/27/2010 6:55:00 PM
    A wonderful creative story using those given words. Good luck in the contest

  1. Date: 6/27/2010 6:36:00 PM
    I will be sad to see this contest finished..so many hilarious takes..this is justto funny..sorry about your relatives...lol BG

  1. Date: 6/27/2010 5:56:00 PM
    VERY funny, John! Enjoyed reading your "whacky" entry and wish you luck in the contest. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 6/27/2010 5:12:00 PM
    funny, you nailed it!

  1. Date: 6/27/2010 4:26:00 PM
    I throughly enjoyed this bit of humor! I wonder what your brother and sister-in-law would have to say about it, though ; )