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EVE will remain with ADAM (aka Chris D.A.)

A DINNER INVESTMENT (for Eve)

My husband Chris Adams always wines and dines me .
In the most expensive places one can eat.

Arriving in LIMO style.
Waiting upon the waiters greet.
Viewing the menu I reply, "Hun I am ready to order."
1 T-bone steak, fully cook the meat.

To our table walked a gorgeous snake eyed women.
Who leaned over my husband's seat
Approaching my Chris with a big wet kiss.
I stomp my husband on his feet.
Giving him the look when I get piss.
She slithers with her tongue into my Adams ear and whispers 
 "Later go to that hotel where we always meet"
With one stare I yell, "Chris how could you cheat!"
"I had enough I want a divorce MR.ADAMS !"
Slapping him in the moment of heat.
He replies, "She is my mistress Bath-Sheba my dear EVE !"
"I do not love her my sweet."
"I understand if you want a divorce!" Mr. Adams replied.
"Remember no more furs, luxury suite, Winters in Barbados,
 Summers in Tuscany."
"Infinity or Lexus, and first class plane seats."
"Forget about the Yacht Club."
"Party by the swimming pool of one hundred feet."
"It is up to you my Kitty Skat Eve to give it all up."
"You decide if these diamonds you want to keep."

With out thinking of taking a leap.
I see Mr. Adams business partner Cain with a Jezebel in his arms.
I ask my husband Chris in a small peep. 
"Do not tell me that Cain commits Adultery to?"
"Cain's blond looks real cheap, as if she works the street."
"Well our mistress is prettier, and looks real sweet."
"Honey our mistress Bath-Sheba is worth the keep."
"Mr. Adams tonight you can call me Steve and not Eve,
 what ever it takes to satisfy your needs , and my gold lust!"
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(The moral of the story is what some Eve's  will do to keep their investment,
 I mean Adam's.) A joke and dedication to the most blunt Poet
 of the soup, Chris D. Aechtner. 
For the:::, Eve in Eden*( Contest)*

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  1. Date: 8/12/2012 10:57:00 AM

    Very creative,and intriguing write. The wording was off the chains!

  1. Date: 11/27/2010 10:20:00 PM

    Awesome again

  1. Date: 6/11/2010 3:52:00 AM

    That is soooo funny- I am really impressed on how you reacted when she kissed him hahaha- to the fav's- OH and very shallow Congrats to you lol

  1. Date: 6/9/2010 10:34:00 PM

    Interesting and a good read.

  1. Date: 6/8/2010 11:38:00 AM

    Profound, but am laughing at the undertones.

  1. Date: 6/8/2010 9:44:00 AM

    Great story you have beautifully penned containing so much to say and so much to think. Great write my friend and well deserving win. Congrats on your win in the contest. And many thank for your beautiful precious comments on my poem The Sunshine. Love and best wishes...........Ravindra.........s k a t

  1. Date: 6/7/2010 5:20:00 PM

    a lovely job, and congrats on your win,..L.),..p.d.

  1. Date: 6/7/2010 5:14:00 PM

    well done! Irma! jimbo

  1. Date: 6/7/2010 6:25:00 AM

    very interesting piece of writing .Thank you for sharing and for the comment.

  1. Date: 6/6/2010 7:40:00 AM

    Hi SKAT, enjoyed your comment on "Future". Finally summer came with temperatures around 80° F and sunny! Hope you had a great weeken too! All the best, Gert

  1. Date: 6/5/2010 7:49:00 AM

    WOW lol,,, this was a funny one,, crazy funn when she wants to leave him, but then he throws all the luxury he gives her... and she stays lol... the things eve's will do!!!!!!! Loved it =(^.^)=, Royal

  1. Date: 6/3/2010 2:40:00 PM

    thanks for reading my dessert entry. Would love to see YOUR entry too! I know it would be sensual for sure. LUv ya, andrea

  1. Date: 6/3/2010 12:00:00 PM

    Hello Hello to my sweet friend and my BBF Irma.. just a quick Hello ... have had my eye surgery and am healing ..can only be on computer for an hour so had to stop by and say "HI"..luv.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 6/2/2010 2:38:00 PM

    Congrat. On your win ,Irma :) Celene!

  1. Date: 6/2/2010 10:59:00 AM

    Super glad you liked my parody dear Irma :) thanks again! who knows, I just might try to come up with another poem with your name in it ;) congrats btw with your win with this poem! :)

  1. Date: 6/1/2010 2:39:00 PM

    Hey, Irma, CONGRATULATIONS to you!!! Fun comments you are getting from the guys!. LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 5/31/2010 8:57:00 PM

    Congrats sweet Irma BBF on your big win in Debbie's contest .. a great write and win for u to enjoy... u have arrived my BBF...luv.. Linda-Marie

  1. Date: 5/31/2010 8:20:00 AM

    Nice write with some Eve finally understanding why Adams sometimes have these little escapades. . . lol (Mine is not one of them) Have a good holiday! Dan C

  1. Date: 5/31/2010 7:49:00 AM

    Sooooooo glad u liked my poem and that movie is so old and good and its like my love affair..haha..old but good .. BBF Irma sweetie .. your comments lift my heart today.. am heading home from two weeks away vacation and ready to go again June 20th.. oh boy.. wish u were here to enjoy the FUN in the SUN.. but your comments make me feel u are here.. luv.. from the "Sweetheart"..

  1. Date: 5/31/2010 5:50:00 AM

    Great Write Irma, but you hurt my feelings. I read Chris's Late Breaking Soup News and I also read the comment left by you. So you've dumped P D & Me. How could you? What am I ever going to do now without my S.K.A.T.T.Y - Pooh? (J K...I still do and always will love my S.K.A.T.T.Y - Pooh. I'll adjust.) Luv ya, (still...lol) Kidster

  1. Date: 5/31/2010 4:13:00 AM

    fantastic!

  1. Date: 5/31/2010 12:47:00 AM

    wow! no fooling you, this is brilliant harry

  1. Date: 5/30/2010 5:15:00 PM

    Interesting thoughts that you have penned in this one...Keep the creative pen flowing..Good luck in the contest..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work...Sara

  1. Date: 5/30/2010 3:14:00 PM

    Love this contemporary version of Adam and Eve......!!! It seems the same senerio has gone on through the centuries!! Three's a crowd!! :)

  1. Date: 5/30/2010 2:34:00 PM

    lol.this is amazing.and a very good rhyme.ha ha.i can only imagine that snake like woman, so not afraid to approach 'chris adams' like that in front of his eve.stomp his feet? i know that can't be all she does.lol awesome.i hope you are well Irma. -Always&Forever Lynette

  1. Date: 5/30/2010 6:44:00 AM

    This is an excellent entry into the contest. I like the flow of the words and the message. Great job and keep writing. Joseph

  1. Date: 5/30/2010 5:36:00 AM

    loved this fun humor poem with a message..If i was Eve,i would get the plate of pasta,pour it over his head,and snog his friend Cane wet. .there are men who try to possess women by lust. .but what life is that?i go for the guy with empty pockets anytime,just to feel loved.great write. .Charma

  1. Date: 5/30/2010 3:50:00 AM

    So much truth in your poem, SKAT!!! Really enjoyed reading it today!!! And thank you for all your kind comments. Have a great week...Gert

  1. Date: 5/29/2010 9:37:00 PM

    Reading this was so much fun, Irma :)! Can't help but smile with all those witty lines you have here, you sure are giving the other Eve's a run for their money ;) not to mention Mr. Adams ;) thanks for all your comments, glad you like that chocolate poem of mine :) Have a good Memorial weekend too!

  1. Date: 5/29/2010 9:01:00 PM

    Hey thanks for reading my poem MIghty one and seeing the pic. Did you like the picture? I see a lot of people love this poem of yours as well as me!

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