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THE DARK POET

(ARRRRG!!)

I THE PIRATE YEE!!

I THINK I MAY EAT YOUR BRAINS!!

(ARRRRRG!!)

THEN COOK YOU UP IN MY FAMOUS

GOOEY STEW!!

(OOOOOH!!)

I'LL GIVE YEE THE GOOSEBUMPS!!

(ARRRRRG!!)

THEN SHOW YOU WHAT'S 

UNDER MY EYE PATCH!!

(OOOOH!)

NOTHING BUT BARE SKIN

IN A HOLE SPACED WITH A VOID!!

(ARRRRG!!)

THEN I WILL TAKE YOUR HAND AND 

YANK IT OFF WITH MY 

FANCY DANDY HAND HOOK!!

(ARRRRGGG!!)

(OHHHH!!)

YOU TASTE SO FRESH IN MY

FAMOUS GOOEY STEW!!

(OOOHHH!!)

THE PIRATE ME!!!

LIVING IN THE SEA!!

(ARRRRG!!)



*The Dark Poet  Enter Contest   
Sponsored by: S K A T -aka-IRMA *  

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  1. Date: 5/21/2010 2:25:00 PM

    buffy, your comments often puzzle me. I am still confused by the last one, but that was sweet of you to wish me a nice sleep. haha. Let me ask you, can you be here with two personnas at the same time? IN other words, are you posting under two different names at Soup these days? WEll, I'll catch ya later, alligator. LUv, andrea

  1. Date: 5/20/2010 3:57:00 PM

    buffy, go try that lantern form right away(if you didnt' already). there are ten spots left in his contest, and I am guessing you have a few hours before it's filled. It's REALLY easy. Just write one sentence that can be divided up so line 1 is 1 syllable, line 2, 2, line 3 has 3, 4 has 4 syllables, and then end up with a one-syllable word on the final line. Good luck! andrea

  1. Date: 5/20/2010 3:20:00 AM

    Irma is going to have her hands full selecting from these exceptional Dark Poet poems. The best to you in the contest Buffy. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 5/19/2010 5:26:00 PM

    wow, I really like this one, Buffy. I hope it places high for you!! And of course I do not have a maid. ARe you kidding? I just got laid off my night job. My hubbie and I will barely make ends meet unless I can find supplemental income! LUv, andrea

  1. Date: 5/19/2010 5:12:00 PM

    Sorry, Buffy....I changed your name! LOL!! Have a great day. Ruben.

  1. Date: 5/19/2010 4:03:00 PM

    Funy entry to the Contest, Buffy! Good luck. Ruben.

  1. Date: 5/19/2010 4:00:00 PM

    This is hysterical, Buffy. What a treat to read! Best wishes, Carolyn

  1. Date: 5/19/2010 2:53:00 PM

    Very clever and funny! Enjoyed ! GL in the contest!

  1. Date: 5/19/2010 2:53:00 PM

    Holy Moly,

  1. Date: 5/19/2010 2:39:00 PM

    lmao.you're funny as hell buffy..so this is your dark side?lol.god you're hilariousss! good luck.awesome poem. -Always&Forever Lynette