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You Don't Know Jack Kangaroo

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You Don't Know Jack Kangaroo

A struggle ensued at the zoo
when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"

for Linda Marie Bariana's contest: Zany Zoo

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  1. Date: 6/13/2012 7:32:00 AM
    Andrea congrats on your win..David

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 8:33:00 PM
    delightful read that deserves a super fine win, andie.. congrats on your many awards as well.. keep 'em coming!!..:) how 's the shoulder??.:) huggs!

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 8:49:00 AM
    Great job my friend...another awesome win!! Happy for you & many congrats...:)

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 7:25:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "#2 Another Crazy & Fun Limerick" contest Andrea. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 3:52:00 AM
    Wow! Great one Andrea. Congratulations on your win.

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 2:36:00 AM
    Big Congrats Andy still laughing xx

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 10:32:00 PM
    Grandma!!! You can change the footnote!! LOL! Congratulations on your win in PD's Contest! Ruben.

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 7:58:00 PM
    cute and clever and perfectly limericked!

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 6:54:00 PM
    Congrats, Andrea. Outstanding. Great job. Nice going. Thanks for your recent comments. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 4:27:00 PM
    Andrea...this little limerick is filled with all kinds of energy...Heck, I like it way more than mine! Fantabulous write...saving it for my favs!!! :) Gwendolen

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 12:42:00 PM
    ANDREA, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK,,, XOX~PD

  1. Date: 5/17/2010 6:20:00 PM
    HAHAHAHA! Great!

  1. Date: 5/17/2010 12:23:00 PM
    Lol, I sure could picture Jack kangaroo in my head--very funny, Andrea :) super happy this won :) eep almost 330 am here!!

  1. Date: 5/14/2010 8:58:00 AM
    Cute limerick here, Andrea and good luck in Linda's contest!! Thank you for your recent comments ... I seem to be way behind in mine ... Hope you have lots of sunshine and a wonderful weekend!!

  1. Date: 5/10/2010 10:18:00 PM
    LOLzz.CORNY N THE MOST AWESOMEZ WAY!R U CRAZY MOTHA F*CKA?!? IN UR ENDING THOUGH, I CAN TELL YOUR 54. bUfFy

  1. Date: 5/10/2010 10:29:00 AM
    Hey Andrea, This is hilarious! Congrats on your win...and thnx for your comments on my writes...hugs, Jimmy

  1. Date: 5/10/2010 8:41:00 AM
    The title is Twilight Temptations and its at the bottom of page 6 last time I looked ..I posted more poems so it may have jumped to another page as now there are not so many showing on one page like before... also could u read y Perfect Proposal again and let me know if I messed it up .. got some feedback that it was wrong.. thankxxx..luv.. Linda-Marie..

  1. Date: 5/9/2010 9:54:00 PM
    Congratulations on the win! Dan C

  1. Date: 5/9/2010 7:26:00 PM
    It's a beautiful very witty write my friend and quite amusing also. A very well deserve win in the contest. Congratulations. I have placed two new poems link with each other. Hope you would find them interesting. Love and best wishes ......Ravindra....Andrea Dietrich

  1. Date: 5/9/2010 7:01:00 PM
    No "Breathless" is NOT for Constance new contest.. my entry is an old poem revamped and retitled Twilight Temptations and is at the bottom of page 6 on my list of poems... I wrote it many years ago and can u guess who my subject and inspiration was many years ago? it has three letters in his name...YEP....luv.. Linda-Marie.. hope u had a great M.D. ..I sure did...luv..

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