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"The Bass"

There was a young man who loved fishing,
And left his young wife alone wishing-

     That a gentleman of class,
     would release her at last,

from the lips of the bass she'd been kissing!

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  1. Date: 3/27/2010 11:35:00 AM

    ps Hey, you could even rhyme it and say "kishing" since it's not very fun for her. hahaha

  1. Date: 3/27/2010 11:34:00 AM

    REALLY good one, Bill. THat's how it's done! LUv, Andrea

  1. Date: 3/27/2010 10:03:00 AM

    Funny way to start my day Bill.. so enjoyed reading your creative write..luv.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 3/27/2010 9:51:00 AM

    Very clever, funny limerick, Bill. And here I was thinking I'd kissed too many frogs. Perhaps they were all just "bass" in disguise. (And I love fishing, too!) Love, Carolyn